Imagine having guests come over & this fucker hires a fluffy prostitute (Fluffy_idiot_2)

Day one of a new month - doing good so far.

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It’s been a fun ride balls, nice while it lasted

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You could pay a veterinarian to neuter him.

Or…

You could finally get to use one of your mall ninja swords.

Both are equally good options.

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Gotta slice n’ dice them.

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Time to Fruit Ninja those nuts.

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Better take his dick to, than he can’t do anything thing sexual. If you want that he can’t do anything in general, pillow the shitrat.