Ah a feast 
“Stop trembling! You’ll make yourselves stringy.”
Don’t forget! Pain and fear makes fluffies taste better!
total bullshit if you ask me, but ok
But I read it on the internet somewhere, so that means it’s true, right? They wouldn’t just let random people post whatever they want with no fact checking. That’s crazy talk.
well if you found it on the internet… I mean really, why would anyone spread misinformation in order to make the last hours of millions of fluffies around the world a living nightmare for no reason? 
You can buy fluffies by weight? 
bad colored fluffies are always sold by weight
Wouldn’t volume also be an option?
“Good day, I would like to purchase 10 gallons of bad colored fluffies.”
well, yes :v
take the adults :v
well, I wouldn’t trust the one to sell me the fluffies :v, like, you lost the psace between legs if they manage to struggle and repulse others. weight is a good measure of what you are buying :v
This is a ridiculously satisfying inversion of the way fluffies usually beg to be adopted.