gets helmet hit the dirt!!!
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VATS ACTIVATED:
HEAD: 25%
BODY: 50%
RIGHT LEG: 15%
LEFT LEG: 25%
[WUMPS: 100%]
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Gf over my shoulder: eew an American fluffy.
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toddlers in america be like
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Tawkies hewwo tu smol fwend!
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I’m amazed the kick hasn’t dislocated anything.
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Bangie stickies nu kiww peepul, fwuffy kiww peepul… Wid bangie stickie.
Voiwence am awways answew.
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When you hear a hail of bullets from a semi-automatic, gotta duck dodge and roll!
Remember as you run away to keep your moves erratic, gotta duck dodge and roll…
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So we don’t all look like Fabio, or have as good of wine and cooking as Italy. 
At least we have bourbon whiskey. 
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