Incident Report: SCP-6621 Sugar Rush Event
Date: ██/██/202█
Location: Site-19, SCP-6621 Containment Habitat
Involved Personnel:
- Dr. █████ ██████(Researcher)
- Dr. Jack Bright (Unauthorized Presence)
- Security Officers ██████ and █████
Incident Summary:
At approximately 14:37, during routine feeding of SCP-6621, Researcher █████ ██████ accidentally dropped a box of DOTS candy into the enclosure. Before retrieval was possible, SCP-6621-15 (a light green-furred stallion with a light blue mane and yellow eyes, designated “Silly-Hoofs” by staff) consumed the spilled candy in its entirety.
Within 15 seconds, SCP-6621-15 exhibited signs of hyperactivity, engaging in erratic galloping, excessive vocalization, and what appeared to be an attempt at performing aerial stunts despite being a non-pegasus specimen. Translations of its vocalizations included:
- “Haf big energeh! So much happies! Wun fas’! Wun FAST!!”
- “Mummah! Look! Siwwy-Hoofs fwy!”(Immediately before falling face-first into soft soil.)
- “WHEEEEE! HAF DA ZOOMIES! MUMMAH, WATCH ME!”
At 14:39, SCP-6621-15’s hyperactivity reached a peak, at which point it suddenly stopped mid-motion, its eyes widening. The entity wobbled for approximately 3 seconds before fainting onto its side, ceasing all movement. This triggered a herd-wide panic, with multiple SCP-6621 specimens crying out:
- “Babbeh go foweva sweepies?! NOOOOO!”
- “MUMMAH, WAKE BABBEH! PWEASE!”
- “HUUUUU HUUU! NU WAN SIWWY-HOOFS GO 'WAY!”
At 14:40, SCP-6621-15 regained consciousness, blinking in confusion and groggily muttering “Wha’ happen…? Why Siwwy-Hoofs sweepies?” The herd erupted into cheers and relieved nuzzling, with various specimens declaring “Babbeh am back! Bes’ day!”
Unauthorized Involvement of Dr. Jack Bright:
At 14:42, security footage captured Dr. Jack Bright leaning against the observation glass, loudly laughing and remarking, “That is, hands down, the funniest thing I have ever seen. Someone get me a bag of Skittles; we’re doing this again.”
Dr. Bright, who is explicitly banned from interacting with SCP-6621, was immediately escorted from the premises by Site-19 security. His protests included, but were not limited to:
- “C’mon, it was harmless! The little guy had the time of his life!”
- “Look, just five more minutes and I swear I can teach them to mosh pit.”
- “Fine, but you better believe I’m starting a petition for ‘Fluffy Races’ in the next Foundation Olympics!”
Dr. Bright was later reprimanded for unauthorized presence and interference with SCP-6621 research.
Conclusion & Aftermath:
- SCP-6621-15 suffered no long-term effects from the sugar intake beyond a 5-minute period of grogginess and confusion.
- All future personnel assigned to SCP-6621 are prohibited from bringing loose candy into the containment habitat.
- SCP-6621-15 has since been nicknamed “Zoom-Zoom” by staff, due to its brief but notable burst of hyperactivity.
- Dr. Bright has been added to the Site-19 “Do Not Admit” list for SCP-6621, with additional security measures in place to prevent future attempts at interaction.
Status Update: SCP-6621 herd has since returned to normal daily activities, showing no residual distress from the incident.