Well thank you for bringing that terrifying parasite into this aspect of things. Lol
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGHH!!!
Don’t say that!! Now I can’t uncross my legs!!!
Hmm… maybe I’ll do that one next
just grab a fifth of fireball whiskey and take a huge swig and hold it in your mouth for a few minutes, swish, spit, repeat till the little prick falls out drunk or in too much pain too hold on.
One of the most horrible things I’ve seen in this community, including my stories
Thanks for the compliment
LMAO it’s like the fish mouth parasite. Love it!
Bad tongue huggies
Please don’t make me think about “tongue special huggies” >w<
That was my inspiration
Hm why does my crisps taste extra cronchy
cant you just snap the fuckers neck or have a friend snap it for you so that shitrat can die
It’s not worth the risk of sepsis. Just go to a doctor so they can sedate it and remove it. Then you get to have fun with it as they’ll often let you keep it in a jar.
cool i can do what evil rick did to the mortys
This is their revenge
First thing that sprang to mind was this: Clerks II (6/8) Movie CLIP - Pillow Pants (2006) HD - YouTube
I wonder if a mouthwash flood would be enough to deal with one of these. The amount of mouthwash will drown the little fuck-stick and overpower the flavor of the shit. Just remember to spit, not swallow. Just an idea.