Inktober Day 24 Mouth fluffy (By NovaUmbra)

Well thank you for bringing that terrifying parasite into this aspect of things. Lol

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGHH!!!
Don’t say that!! Now I can’t uncross my legs!!!
:scream::tired_face::confounded:

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Hmm… maybe I’ll do that one next :thinking:

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just grab a fifth of fireball whiskey and take a huge swig and hold it in your mouth for a few minutes, swish, spit, repeat till the little prick falls out drunk or in too much pain too hold on.

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One of the most horrible things I’ve seen in this community, including my stories

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Thanks for the compliment :relaxed:

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LMAO it’s like the fish mouth parasite. Love it!

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Bad tongue huggies

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Please don’t make me think about “tongue special huggies” >w<

That was my inspiration :relieved:

Hm why does my crisps taste extra cronchy

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cant you just snap the fuckers neck or have a friend snap it for you so that shitrat can die

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It’s not worth the risk of sepsis. Just go to a doctor so they can sedate it and remove it. Then you get to have fun with it as they’ll often let you keep it in a jar.

cool i can do what evil rick did to the mortys

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This is their revenge

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First thing that sprang to mind was this: Clerks II (6/8) Movie CLIP - Pillow Pants (2006) HD - YouTube

I wonder if a mouthwash flood would be enough to deal with one of these. The amount of mouthwash will drown the little fuck-stick and overpower the flavor of the shit. Just remember to spit, not swallow. Just an idea.