A true nightmare…
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Thank God for having a surgically implanted nanotech visor.
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That is truly distubring & horrifying! 
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They called you mad… now look who’s got the last laugh
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That was my aim. I am glad to be of service 
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Oh god it’s a worse version of that fish parasite that replaces its tongue.
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Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
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Way… way worse… 
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This is why I dont eat fish.
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I hope there’s no candiru fluffies lurking about. This is bad enough.
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Turn your tongue sideways, and bite down. Problem solved.
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It’ll poop in your mouth. Just go to a doctor :3
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That is a fair point…eugh. Ok satan, you win.
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Besides, afterwards they give you the parasite in a jar if you ask for it. Feel free to have some fun then ;3
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But if you do give it what it wants it will still shit in your mouth, because eating naturally leads to defecation. Then again, fluffies are not particularly known for understanding cause and effect.
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all the more reason to go to the clinic quickly…
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I think there is a finite amount of Listerine that could deal with that.
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At least this one doesn’t eat your tongue? Being an ever present squeaking bastard is annoying though.
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Oddly enough, any new surgical rotation resident can handle a safe removal of the parasite. Using local anesthesia and a pair of tweezers, a parasite can be removed in Urgent Care facilities and units within the hospital.
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