instagram selfie - ping pong foal end (the short life of Piipii) [by fwaffynuteww]

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Fluffy Foal Ping Pong could be an interesting sport if done right.
There would be rules and a point system.
You could get points for being the first one to cause it to bleed, Brake a bone, Make it poop itself, make it go into the “want die” cycle, etc.

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But which would be preferable?
Wait for fresh shipments, or immediately after birth, to get the youngest hairless foals,
or use older furred-in foals that are slippery against the paddle, but with more vocal capability.

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Interesting idea, but you would have to check constantly after each hit to see if it’s bones are broken which would defeat the point of using it in ping pong. Also the “wan die” loop probably wouldn’t be from any specific hit, just the overall thought of it’s life now being used for torture

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I love how you draw the little freak. Just makes the abuse that much more satisfying!

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Honestly I hate the bart simpson zoomer goblin more than I enjoy the foal’s suffering, girl is fine though.

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And here I thought I managed to capture some elements of Lorena Bobbitt and Susan Leigh Smith in her expression.

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Rules would need to be simple as possible… or rule-less, really why overcomplicate the easy-entry-level to sociopathy that the acceptable misuse of unnatural biotoy does provide. Maybe this story is even more ‘colorful’ with this pair getting the canned foal for free by stealing it from the back of a delivery truck… maybe they grabbed a case of them.

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But first, lemme take a selfie

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I would say, the game is simpely over when the foal stops bouncing or sticks to a paddle (or most of it) and the side without corpse wins.

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this made me laugh bc of how gorey it sounds god i love this community

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