Introducing Blanket Fluffies/Blankiefluffs! (by recreationalsadist)

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Are pillowfluffs not pathetic enough for you?

Do you want to reduce a fluffy to a state even lower than that?

Good news! Blanket fluffies AKA Blankiefluffs are a thing now!

Reducing a fluffy to a pillowfluff merely requires removing their legs, but Blankiefluffs go even further! All extraneous internal organs and bones have been removed, leaving only their heads, tails, and a nearly-flat rectangle of fluff!

Blankiefluffs are tons of fun! You can leave them on the ground to suffer, sew them together into a patchwork blankiefluff big enough for a human to use as a blanket, use them as kites, towels, toilet paper, or anything else your twisted mind can devise!

Fluffies can be blankied at any age. Smaller ones will grow bigger as long as they have enough food.

Blankiefluffs can drown as easily as normal fluffies, but they have loose folds of skin that can be filled with liquid without harming them. Filling them with water and then using them as water balloons is great fun, especially due to how distressing they find the sensation.

Due to being composed of the strongest parts of a fluffy blankiefluffs can withstand far more punishment. Whereas playing tug of war would tear apart a normal fluffy a blankiefluff will merely be in extreme agony due to their pain receptors being twice as strong as a normal fluffy’s.

Every blankiefluff has a special chip inserted into it’s body that causes the production of a chemical that prevents them from entering the “Wan die” stage. It’s only possible due to their flat body though.

Blankiefluffs can only eat one piece of kibble or one spaghetti noodle at a time due to the lack of room in their bodies. So they are constantly hungry. Luckily the mood-regulating chip means they don’t realize it unless it gets really bad. A fun game is to trick them into swallowing string, then stringing them up by it after it’s reached the full length of their remaining digestive tract and been pooped out.

Blankiefluffs are even needier than pillowfluffs, so if you’re not there with them you’ll need to ensure they have constant stimulation. Give them to your cat, dog, or bird to play with, attach a car battery to their genitals, or otherwise ensure that they’ve got plenty to occupy their minds. You COULD try to make it pleasant for them, but let’s face it: You had them blankied, you WANTED them to suffer.

Normal fluffies think blankiefluffs are “bwankietoys” who love being played with as objects. Nothing can convince fluffies that blankiefluffs are in pain, although discovering that a fluffy they knew has been blankied can cause them incredible emotional distress as they finally realize what blankiefluffs are.

Keep in mind that blankiefluffs are incredibly light and a strong breeze can send them flying.

Blankiefluffs CAN get pregnant, but they explode into babies when they give birth due to the stress their flat bodies are put under. Throughout the end of their pregnancy they know it’ll end in their deaths, usually resulting in more begging.

Blankiefluffs love talking just as much as normal fluffies. Except they mostly talk about the anguish of their experiences and beg for mercy. Just listen:

“Huuuhuuhuu, pwease, nu wan be bwankie nu mowe!”
“Fwuffy sowwy fow deweting Daddeh’s sabed gamesies, pwomise nebeh du it again!”
“Fwuffy nu wan be jizzwag! Nu am mawe!”
“Pwease stop wiping up spiwws with fwuffy, nu am towew!”
“TUU HAI, TUU HAI, FWUFFY NU AM KITE!!!”
“Pwease gib babbehs fowebah sweepies befowe dey make soon-mummah expwode!”
“Hewp!!! Am Ewon Musk, was tuwned into fwuffy by witch! Pwease nu use Ewon as toiwet papew!”
“NU PUT FWUFFY IN SHWEDDEW!!!”
“NU, WAWA AM BAD FOW FWUFFIES! NU PUT IN FWUFFY! NU AM BAWWOON!!!”

Blankiefluffing kits were developed by people who are technically scientists and doctors at Abuserama Labs with funding provided by the Josef Mongola Memorial Foundation and are sold wherever fluffy products can be found. Fluffmarts charge a fee for a specialist to do it in-store, but you can get a discount by telling them you’ll tell your mom they were mean to you unless they charge you less.

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Author’s Note: Josef Mongola is an OC belonging to @BFM101 .

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“So how did you find out Blanket Fluffs could get pregnant, I thought being almost two-dimensional would’ve sorted that problem.”

“Well we had one stallion spend a little too much time hugging his Blankie-Fluff, we didn’t think anything of it until we realised he was humping it like a cum-sock. He didn’t “technically” cum inside the Blankie-Fluff but turns out, being that thin meant she got pregnant through osmosis.”

“My God, they’re even more fertile than the regular brand.”

“Indeed sir, which is why we’re working on the ‘Weighted Blankie-Fluff’ to thicken them up a bit, until then… well we’ve changed the return policy just to be safe.”

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Even though I’ve set them after Josef’s death feel free to use blankiefluffs during his living timeline if you want.

Might as well sin against time as well as nature.

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Every blankiefluff has a special chip inserted into it’s body that causes the production of a chemical that prevents them from entering the “Wan die” stage. It’s only possible due to their flat body though.

This is so scientific even the CDC couldn’t disagree with it.

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Rambo wonders why his new blankie is crying.

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Happy tears, Rambo, happy tears.

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happy tears because the blankie found a new home.
I’m sure Rambo would believe that.

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There should probably be a tag for fluffy hides or fluffies as textiles.

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#Fluffallo Bill?

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Cannot imagine that being abusable, in any possible way.

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I swear, every god damn time I picture a pregnant fluffy just exploding and poof! the foals are there unharmed… It fucking gets me. Every. Damn. Time.

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Cannot imagine that being abusable, in any possible way.

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Wouldn’t it be better to make a regular Fluffy into a PillowFluff and then make it into a Blanket Fluffy than making a Regular fluffy into a Blanket Fluffy?

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It’s the same amount of time and effort either way.

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Maybe, but with the former, you can have the Fluffy think that maybe now they’ll be loved and wanted for a short time, which will make the eventual Blanketing even more painful, while with the second, it’ll just make them go into despair directly.