This story is utter dogshit that i made because i pulled an all nighter, please don’t check this or others stories expect this
-Ordinary day, rodents for breakfast, small young hares for a dinner, some reptile as a snack and observing the eastern europe forest like always
-The gut feeling is telling you to check on your checkpoint nests, maybe other birds got a hold on your stashes?
-With a exciting stare to beak any intruders, no one were there but hooray your stashes are safe and sound
… I forgot about one near the small tree
-Flying to the nest, scenery of the forest is relaxing, many trees and bushes, animals you don’t bother to interact with it,
-approaching the checkpoint from the low of the tree, the hole where your stash is, has a familiar scent, of … Doo-Doo and Pee-Pees and yucky hair
This time its those dipshits you killed before but they are … ??? Tiny like a rodents ???
It was adult micro fluffies, just like before a loving corny pair, when they were still in the herd all they did was just “wub speshuw fwend” on and on so smarty of the herd said “get the fluff out of mai hewd”
Stallion named “Dumbo” while mare was named “Sofie”
Knowing something in quantity can make everything possible, they got sad that dummeh smarty kicked two speshuw fwends from herd for no reason,
So they escaped to the forest near the herd place
Found “outlaw” stash and made babbehs
Soon mummah was “su exsite’d” for babbehs, labour and father support
“cum on Sofie, ou can mak’ it, push hawdew”
5 foals, … One pegasus poppie babbeh and 4 gud colored
1.unicorn (Red with orange) 2.pegasus (pink and white) 3.earthie (green with red) 4.earthie (blue with red)
At first she treated all of them good but then she got lazy and just kicked the poppie to the shit pile
-They all hide, long before your grand entrance, they have good hearing if they heard the leaves rumbling which you put all around to get idea of who is stealing from you
-Small Fry’s, I’ll just leave them till the hunger kick them in the gut because appetite they have is unreal almost half of my stash is already eaten or they are squatting in your property for hefty long time
-You leave but then the chirp is echoing thorough the nest, it’s tricky to find the one who started it, eventually you find it and its a baby, brown like shit and surrounded by shit, … Nigga who puts their spawn in shit, did he do something wrong ?
-Baby is desperately chirping for warmth, because my whole body is blocking the small traces of sun which replaced his mother care and love
Shhhhh babbeh nu make noisy chirpys, beaky munstah wiww huwt daddeh and mummah
-said the loud mare comforting the good colored babbeh disturbed by chirps of their poppie brother, i really want to just torn them apart already
Huhu beaky munstah, pwease gu away fwom fluffy nestie, nu num bestesh babbeh only num dummeh poppie babbeh
-said the wimp stallion,
-One before atleast tried to do something, … Fucking nipwit of a father to leave their baby to sacrifice like im some god
-I will teach them a lesson later, but what about the shit colored one?
Now our “outlaw” is have to do a decision
- Kill
- Leave
Kill
“The Screeee” sound and multiple “kafff and coughs” because to get the shit colored one out of shit you would have to peck their head, sound of flesh and muscle getting torn around the face by a beak of menacing animal made other fluffies skip a beat, but why? Its just a poppie babbeh, it doesn’t deserve wub and huggies, only wowstiest huwties and sorry hoovsies…
Maybe poopie babbeh… No it can’t be, no love and no huggies… Thought the mare
leave
… Im not touching shit, im outta here fuck this and those parents in particular
Hoot hoot
To make them sure that i seen them
Sofie awe beaky munstah gu away?
Yus, buh sofie tink munstah find fluffies, hab to leave the nestie an’ mak’ nyu nestie
Nu sofie nu can weave nestie,
Wai Dumbo
Tuu gud nestie, nu can weave nau
Bah wah if beaky munstah cum back
Pffft dumbo wiww give sowwy hoovsies to beaky munstah
If ou’ say so
Sabina was in apathy, laying on a desk, thinking about something
Sabina, stop thinking about that owl
Said her “bestie” colleague “Sarah”
Shut up, i don’t think about him
What next time you wil try to kiss him
You have a poster of some korean pop idol hidden in your bedroom, covered in lipstick traces
Umm … Oh shut up atleast im not interested in bestiality
That idol doesn’t know about you girl and never will unless you would start to stalk
Sarah heart got broken with a loud imaginative crunch sound
I hate you sabina
Yea yea i love you, now go to work will you, i need to think a bit
No i have a break right now
Okay, … Want to talk about something?
Yes about that owl, why did you named him “outlaw”
One time he found and pecked racoon to death while i was recording him on a camera, then he did a proud pose and dipped
Her reaction btw
That sound like a low time heinous criminal with first degree murder
That’s why i named him like that
Ooh nice, and i thought you just named him out of the head
No i wouldn’t
When 3 forevers(next day) came, stash was emptied, so dumbo would have to bring nummies for his sofie
Knowing a inexperienced fluffy nummie finder would bring shiny poison grass or a death cap or destroying angel mushrooms because “pwetty nummies”
-This is where you come in, same old strategy, run and cut your prey spine with your talons but this time
SCREEEEEEEE Wostest back huwties, huhuuhu nu can few weggies
Liquid torrent of shit mixed with piss burst out of his rear end, half of this patch soiled up the ground and now on a his tail
-you sit Infront of a retard and inspect what he collected
-unedible and poisonous mushrooms and plain grass, bruh i didn’t even need to do something, the turd would finish the job himself
-he started crying an huhuhu’s
Peck SCREEEEEEEE WOSTEST HUWTIES SCREEEEEEEEEEE HEWP SPESHUW FWEND
It felt like forever for fluffy and “outlaw”, one peck for starting the huhuhu’s, you try to keep it alive by supressing the power but the turd is still crying like you go full power
… Crybaby
Tired of fluffy screams and cries, Outlaw pecks tongue of a fluffy and his two eyeballs
Meat of a stallion is good but only in around the head and a neck to the half of the body while the mares and especially those who have babbehs is all tensed up and not tasty, but not downright unedible (in my headcanon)
And now half eaten corpse is left to either scavengers or insects
-Time to get rid of shitty mom
-its now night, mare was confused as to why her friend is not coming
Huhuhu Speshuw fwend Dumbo weave mummah and babbehs, hate’chu hate’chu haaate’chuuu huhuhu
Nee’ nyu speshuw fwend for babbehs
“Outlaw” is approaching the hole of the tree
The rumbling of the leaves now doesn’t alert the mummah which is now dreaming of better speshuw fwend while tears were slipping through her fur
Sofie feels like someone is looming over her
She wants to open her eyes … No beaky munstah is somewhere around
But… Finally she opened her eyes to see this guy in close
She didn’t know what to do, not even the bad poppies or bowels would void
Babbehs chirped one time, feeling on instinct that their mom left them, so they try to crawl to her
Outlaw pecked her eye, it ruptured and now was giving her buwnie hurties
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEE PLACES BUWNIE HUWTIES, BABBEHS SABE MUMMAH, GIB HUGGIES SCREEEEEE HUHUHUHUHU
Distressed Chirps and Sound of bowel void
-Wow one of them even opened his eyes
Nu huhuhu gweenie babbeh nu open see pwaces, wun away babbehs huhuhu
Mummah mummah babbeh wub ou’
Babbeh mummah wub ou’ tu bah ou’ nee’ tu wun away
Pwease beaky munstah nu gib huwties tu babbehs onwy fo’ huggies and wub
Silly mummah babbehs nu wan weave mummah, wiww gib wowstiest heart huwties if wun away!
-they will die regardless of my choice
Weakened mare now pleading to "nu…huwt …babbehs…pwease
Three full power pecks to the head and skull was cracked open to give the outlaw, his reward of brain soup, refreshing
Confused babbehs doesn’t know what to do
Beaky munstah wai mummah nu tawk, babbeh am bad babbeh sob sowwy mummah nu wan to be bad fluffy
Outlaw ignores the baby, feasting on his mummah corpse
Babbeh doesn’t know what to do, so he inspects the nest
He tries to wake his bwudahs and sistahs but they only tiredly chirped and were crawling into the embryo position
Bwudahs, sistahs nu wan pway? Its otay big bwuddah wiww gu expowin’
Outlaw stopped his feast and now… Where is that baby???
Nyu fwend? SCREEEEEEEEEE WOSTEST HUWTIES, wai nyu fwend sob num fluffy weggie sob onwy fo’ huggies sob and wub
One bank rodent started eating this grass colored babbeh
And now outlaw goes to one of his nests to rest
Chirps of babbehs in that nest echoes, crying and desperately calling their now dead mummah
After 3 days outlaw checks what happened to other babbehs
Two of the foals are dead and cold like a ice while last one chirps in last time before dying without his love
The end.
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