The commercial starts by showing a map of the Islamic Republic of Iran.
“Welcome to Iran, where the whole country is Skettiland!” the narrator says.
Someone has crudely photoshopped spaghetti over classic Iranian landmarks like Milad Tower, the Imam Reza holy shrine, and the numerous places the morality police beat women to death for little to no reason.
The video cuts to fluffies happily running through a studio set that’s been made to look like the streets of Iran. One of them pulls the burka off a woman to reveal a huge pile of spaghetti underneath the massive all-concealing cloth.
“Dewe am awways skettis undew dese!” the fluffy happily explains to viewers.
Another fluffy bites the beard off a scowling Iranian policeman.
“Dis am sketties tuu!” he says through a mouthful of beard.
A pair of actors who look exactly like the President and Supreme Leader of Iran smile and wave at the camera.
“In Iran we love fluffies! We give them lots of sketties, toysies, and the nicest housies!”
“And Iran is magical for fluffies, just look!”
The actors point at a mare and her brown foals. Digital effects make it look like the mare’s foals change color from brown to bright pastels.
The mare gasps.
“BABBEHS AM AWW SU PWETTY NAO! WUB IWAN!”
“So come to Iran, which is Skettiland!” the narrator says, “And bring all your friends!”
The next day:
The Islamic Republic of Iran has been overrun by multiple megaherds. There are more fluffies inside the borders of Iran than the entire United States of America.
Fluffies are everywhere, trying to rip off burkas, eat beards, and flagrantly violating the entirely reasonable Iranian modesty laws of “women should not be seen or heard.”
Since fluffy DNA contains a mixture of numerous animals deemed unclean by Islam and fluffies have their genitals on full display at all times the Iranian government is too disgusted to properly combat the infestation, resulting in the country collapsing.
The fake commercial is eventually discovered to have been created as a prank by a group of students, who claim it was all in good fun. Iran claims it was a Jewish plot.
The fluffies who were in the fake commercial were canceled on social media.