Tags inadequate. Beware of fluffies eating dogs. Let us pray they do not develop a taste for human flesh next.
âDu yu eben wift, bwuh?â
Their primary targets are whey fields, protein crops and suppliment stores.
They have been known to nest near public workout locations or near gyms.
I shall equip the very large sorry stick!
How many do you think you can take out before youâre overwhelmed?
âNEBA SKIP WEGGIE BWITE TIME!â
I fucking love these, Iâve got some jacked fuckinâ fluffies too.
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I am in terrible shape.
âSay hello to my little friendâ firers shotgun
âIf âou awenât handinâ that to fwuffy wiff fifty pounds of weite on each end âou bettah be weady foâ buffie to shub that stick whewe dah sun dont shine.â
They take you out at the knees during reload.
That actually makes me less scared of them.
If they are doing all that crap, theyâre probably juicing. Meaning those muscles are just for show.
Dude Iâm 202 cm and can lift around 100 kilos so they are dead if I just do the Mario shuffle with them
Edit I also way araund 135 kilos so yes I just jump and jump and jump
Alright, buffy, youâve made your point. Iâll go get my gunâŚ
~*Buffy prepares to get into pose off flexing until it realizes they mean âboom boom stickâ *~
If you think that matter you are a goner. How many times can you jump before you canât anymore?
âWewwcome tu da gun-show.â
I donât know I can do around 30 jumping Jackâs soooo I think enough to make them flee
I donât even know how many versions of âSuperfluffiesâ iâve seen at this point(And Yes, I have my own, theyâre called Jotans) but this is probably the most amusing one iâve seen.
I am honestly just tempted, to make a Buffy The Vampire Slayer joke.
Muscles, okay. But fluffies have always had fragile bones, and one broken leg is all it takes to knock the fight out of them. Unless these fluffies have superior bone density too?