It's a Buff Fluffy. It's a Buffy (by SoutherKilling)

Tags inadequate. Beware of fluffies eating dogs. Let us pray they do not develop a taste for human flesh next.

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“Du yu eben wift, bwuh?”

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Their primary targets are whey fields, protein crops and suppliment stores.

They have been known to nest near public workout locations or near gyms.

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I shall equip the very large sorry stick!

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How many do you think you can take out before you’re overwhelmed?

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“NEBA SKIP WEGGIE BWITE TIME!”

I fucking love these, I’ve got some jacked fuckin’ fluffies too.

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I am in terrible shape.

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“Say hello to my little friend” firers shotgun

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“If ‘ou awen’t handin’ that to fwuffy wiff fifty pounds of weite on each end ‘ou bettah be weady fo’ buffie to shub that stick whewe dah sun dont shine.”

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They take you out at the knees during reload.

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That actually makes me less scared of them.

If they are doing all that crap, they’re probably juicing. Meaning those muscles are just for show.

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Dude I’m 202 cm and can lift around 100 kilos so they are dead if I just do the Mario shuffle with them

Edit I also way araund 135 kilos so yes I just jump and jump and jump

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Alright, buffy, you’ve made your point. I’ll go get my gun…

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~*Buffy prepares to get into pose off flexing until it realizes they mean ‘boom boom stick’ *~

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If you think that matter you are a goner. How many times can you jump before you can’t anymore?

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“Wewwcome tu da gun-show.”

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I don’t know I can do around 30 jumping Jack’s soooo I think enough to make them flee

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I don’t even know how many versions of “Superfluffies” i’ve seen at this point(And Yes, I have my own, they’re called Jotans) but this is probably the most amusing one i’ve seen.

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I am honestly just tempted, to make a Buffy The Vampire Slayer joke.

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Muscles, okay. But fluffies have always had fragile bones, and one broken leg is all it takes to knock the fight out of them. Unless these fluffies have superior bone density too?

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