when you yell at me this is what youre yelling at (which means nothing to this community but its still funny)
So rotund. I’ll keep yelling at the lil fucker tho.
I tickle the fucker till he pees
The other guy throws scalding hot fluffy milk
Punt
MUST PUNT A BITCH!
Lol, we both had the same thought
Somehow the drool just emphasizes the lack of brain cells
He is shaped like a rugby ball…
True
theres a singular peanut shell in his head
All I can think of is to crochet a smol stretchy band to hold down his wings and feet thus making him round and rolling him.
Head empty. Only miwkies in the mind
Anyone for croquet?
If we use silk, I think we can get some pretty good distance. I’m sure we can crochet some chirpies into bowling pin suits, too.
And a wild Marcus quote?? Damn, I like you
this one fluffy invokes the “cute aggression” response.
what I tell the paramedics when I kick it and the fat lard bounces like a ball and hits several bystanders and kills one Walmart employee: there’s been numerous injuries
Lol I love this
I’m the original
Starwalker
“Marcus, it’s just a baby.”
“It wants my rigatoni pasta.”
“All fluffies want pa-”
“It’s an agent of Jimbo James and must be destroyed.”
2 hours later
Marcus is on top of a cabinet, with the fluffy sitting in front of it.
“Robert help”
