its pissing me off [ribbone]

when you yell at me this is what youre yelling at (which means nothing to this community but its still funny)

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So rotund. I’ll keep yelling at the lil fucker tho.

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I tickle the fucker till he pees

The other guy throws scalding hot fluffy milk

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Punt

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MUST PUNT A BITCH!

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Lol, we both had the same thought

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Somehow the drool just emphasizes the lack of brain cells

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He is shaped like a rugby ball…

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True

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theres a singular peanut shell in his head

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All I can think of is to crochet a smol stretchy band to hold down his wings and feet thus making him round and rolling him.

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Head empty. Only miwkies in the mind

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Anyone for croquet?

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If we use silk, I think we can get some pretty good distance. I’m sure we can crochet some chirpies into bowling pin suits, too.

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And a wild Marcus quote?? Damn, I like you

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this one fluffy invokes the “cute aggression” response.

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what I tell the paramedics when I kick it and the fat lard bounces like a ball and hits several bystanders and kills one Walmart employee: there’s been numerous injuries

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Lol I love this

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I’m the original

Starwalker

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“Marcus, it’s just a baby.”
“It wants my rigatoni pasta.”
“All fluffies want pa-”
“It’s an agent of Jimbo James and must be destroyed.”

2 hours later

Marcus is on top of a cabinet, with the fluffy sitting in front of it.
“Robert help”

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