whats up guys jet blacke here i know its been awhile my bich mom found the fluffy stash an flippd out lololol anyways showtout to da boys fangymonster, chirpychastiser86 ,courageousarmchair and shit lol enjoy BRAND NEW
Jett Black 4: Blacke Histry month
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Jet Blacke was shittin in throne room of Jett Black chatoe, swirlin some blood wine in a glass. crimzon isnt in this story so dont fckin ask about her he said ‘sorry babe im too much man 4 u’ because a bus of vampire cheerleeders pullt up and wanted to be with him like that guy in the allspice TV comershul. anyways dont F*CKIN ask about her
he made a heavy psy cuz tbh this was gettin boring. every fluffy in the whole world didnt even matter 2 him and his demon blade was gettin full of blood to much maybe and the beast could home out?
then the Jett Blacke phone rang authors note the ringtone was beast & the charlotte because hes badass then he picked it up and said
<yeah, what eh fuck do u want??? This is Jet Black u better have somethin 2 tell me>
the guy on the other end was the female presentent because iam a feminist anyways shes pretty hot and has blonde hair and big bobs she says
‘OK thank u jet black im the presentent can u take care of the big mummah fluffy she is fucking evrythng up’
just then his blud ran cold which always did but right now it was ice because big mummah fluffy was a f*ckin bitch
<ok madame presentent but im goning to need reward’ he said gripping the coffin phone hands shakin cuz he was pissed off
she said ok ill let u make sex with me and he hung up cuz that was a reward for hER but hed figure this shit out later. right now??? he needed to suit up to fight big mummah fluffy.
steppin into the fireplace the fire felt cold thats how hot hewas then he got transported to the weapon room. ok demon fluffy slayer japanese sword was a given so dont fu*cking ask retards. 2 holsters on his hips for his reolvers that had 12 shell clips their names were Agony an Pestulunce. under his trenchcoat was the bandolier ob chirpy grenadas, if you pullt da pin they peep an mummahs want them. also he had the elder wand from HP because he went to hogwarts (he was in secret 5th house name Slyhterin+)
after jet was ready he said a prayer to satin becuz god isnt real then jet got two wings one was angle 1 was demon and flew out there to fite big mummah……
THE FIHGT
big mummah was layin there lookin like a big b*ch. shes bigger than a whole house and jet hates fwuffies a lot (showtoot 2 GRM best fwuffy maker) but big mummah takes the cake 4r. big an pink an full of babbehs an always yellin for more stuff.
‘nee nummies and toysies an skeggis’ big mummah debanded with a snoody sneer an all da human slaves (not black pppl im not racist) gave her all this stuff but then Jett Blacke pulled up and said
KNOCK IT THE FRICK OFF BITCH
big mummah gasped becuz this was jett black, fwuffy exterminhater. every1 knew who he was and hey were scared but she had a rump card up her fat fwussy sleeve.
‘take this jett black’’ she said then shooted like 200 babbehs out her vaginer like a gatlinburg gun but jett black spun his demon sword like a plain propellar and sucked them up into a vacoom. there was guts and stuff all over the place and jett took a big milkshake glass and put it all in there and put a straw in it.
‘ur so dumb’ he said and slurped chirpy milkshake with a evil smile and all da human slaves clapped cuz that was badass and like 15 diffrnt woman flashed their boobs at him and cheered
big mummah was pissed off now tho and she said ‘jett blacke, u need to clean ur room and get off ur phone an listen to pastor dave cuz were worried about u’
an then her sidekick big daddeh came up out of nowhere and he said ‘jason plz listen to ur mummah were worried about u’ an then he pooped on the sidewalk cuz hes a dirty f*ckin fluffy and they are discustin
jett black puts da milkshake glass in the recycle bin cuz he loves da enviroemnt an says ‘ur not even my real dad so stfu. im not goin 2 skool anymore, im goin 2 becom a fwuffy writer’
he was pissed off now so he activate blood magecko sharingan and trapped big daddeh fluffy in a nightmare where he kept pissin his pants and every1 laffed at him and also they kicked his wiener off lol (GET F*CKED)
big mummah fluffy was scared now cuz she was just a shitrat dumb idiot an I didnt have no mercy.
‘BABBEH HEWP MUMMAH!’ she said and all da babbehs <like 2 million ob them) got under mummah and lifted her up like those egypt guys carrying the king dude and they started and try 2 run away but jet black was faster
jett blacke smirked
‘u dumb bitch im half demon half neko half angel half cyborg i cant be stopped’
then big mummah said ‘BIGGES BABBEH HEWP MUMMAH’
jus then out of a portal came a fwuffy in black robes an shit everythin he touched became dead it was da
GRIM PEEPER
da chirpy that didnt died an became death. he floated around and was about 2 touch jett blacke but jett black had a reverse death note called the life note and he wrote down ‘grim peeper’ and he lost death powers and then he got karate kicked into a wood chipper.
‘hewp babbeh am omwy widdew babbeh mummah nuuuuuu’ he said as he went into the wood chipper and he shitted all over it like a fuckin baby lol
btw i hate shitrats. they are so gay but not gay like homosezzuals. why do they think they get everything? they dont even deserve anything. if i saw a fwuffy right now i would throw up fr
anyways big mummah was all out of tricks and jet blacke said ‘i believe in womens rights’ and aborted all the trillion of her babbehs with a telephone pole up her lady spot and then when the ghosts were all over the place he put them in a spechaw red jem that was like hell but for fluffy babbehs
‘time 2 end dis’ jett blacke said an flew up over big mummah. takin his twin revolvers death n gloom out from the holsters he put all 22 shells right into her face. da bullets were special bullets that sent her straight 2 hell
‘owwies bigges oweeis huhuu nee huggies’ big mummah garsped an flopped on the ground like a fsh an jet blacke landed an take his sunglasses off.
‘you’’ll be huggin satin soon’ he said with evil smile. a big explosion happened
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2 days LATER
jett blacke was on da bitch in Tahiti drinkin a hawaiian punch with mrs presistent. she was in a bikini and half her butt was stickin out and he was in his trench coat.
‘oh jett ur so handsome u could be presitent but u are foreign sitizwn cuz u were born in hell’ the hot presitent said and jett knew this but he respect US rules
‘look out sexy its a fwuffy in disguys’ he said cuz a fwuffy in a crab costume was comin across da sand and he threw the paper umbrella in his drink and shot through its eye.
THE END
