“At an amazing eleven years and eight months, Junior is the oldest fluffy on record. What kind of crazy adventures can one stallion have in over two fluffy lifetimes? Originally fluffies were supposed to be able to live long, healthy lives but with the loss of Hasbio’s secret fluff feed formula they usually journey to skettiland at about five years old. Oh? He just made a bit of liquid poopies! Apparently he hasn’t been pooping well lately, so for Junior every poopie is a good poopie.”
"Ah, what’s that? Where’s the sorry stick? Folks we’re gonna go to commercial break and keep it here for "world’s wildest fluffies! "