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In the news today, a man was arrested after violently murdering a shopper attempting to buy spaghetti. While he insisted he had merely exterminated some stray biotoys - a misdemeanor charge in a public place - the officer at the scene stated “Fwuff-- umm, Hooman cweawy weawin biggest coatie. Fwuffy no weaw cwothies! Meanie hoomin scentenced to fifteen fowevas in sowwy box!” before driving off in a small battery-operated police cruiser.
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Never saw that one before. I was rewatching Bojack and got inspired by Vincent Adultman.
The bottom ones are almost the same colors even. Wild.
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I almost want them to get their sketties.
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There is likely a second part coming.
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Wow. How clever and convincing. They’re certainly going to get away with it.
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I am going to hope they get their asses kicked and thrown out. They can pretend to be human, but…
… Where is the money :D?
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Love how her face have that “uh huh rigghhttt” vibe.
She would just press a button have the manager come in with his pet pugs that its simple bark would’ve cause the impostor falls into panic. 
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i wonder what would happen if someone came and they did a sweep kick on that stack of shit-rats.
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I don’t want to get you in trouble, but you’re not really supposed to post images like this. This site is for fluffies, not pictures of normal human peoples.
honestly i would be more impressed if any of the fluffies (in any head canon) could A pull this off and B be smart enough to even think to do this
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ahhhh i love this so much <3
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They absolutely should get their sketties!
and get thwarted by the lack of a can opener
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Choking to death and stabbing the roofs of their mouths on a packet of uncooked spaghetti 
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