Original idea stolen by me from @toofymunstah
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Now I’m intrigued as to what the inside of the fluffy employee room is like
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Fluffy Slaves needs to be a tag
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if they don’t protect the micros and give away free food for crushing them it seems like a bad business proposition. It’d be better to just add it to the disclaimer that you might step on one
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being crushed underfoot by the customers is accurate to foodservice though
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It’s a brick room with a TV playing Seinfeld constantly so as to encourage them not to rest
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Inventive idea, I like it.
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The amount of times my foot has been run over by kids running all over the café that I work at I would have 10 bucks
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Sorry, little man when you work in the food industry, you essentially have to suck it up and go back to work
In your case, suck it up and accept your fate
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The real tragedy of this story? I haven’t seen peanuts at a steakhouse since the coof…
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This is a funny way to advertise that you have a shitrat infestation that you refuse to deal with.
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Put those cretins to SOME use before they die.
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You get entertainment for the evening without having to pay any extra.
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Now I need a little miniseries about this
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I have, but only in packages. I just assumed it was because of allergies, though. My cousins have a SEVERE peanut allergy, and just walking into a place like that and breathing in the air could set it off-
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lmfao, I’m really glad you stole it
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love cruel utilitarian scenarios like this
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