Wish his little horn had snapped off too
Gonna have to subsist on soft food or things small enough to swallow whole so poop and foals too slow or dumb to get away.
He becomes miwkie-fief! No miwkies fo babbehs!
its always a red unicorn stallion causing problems
See this is were 1 of 3 things could happen
1 he tries to sneak back in but just gets abused and brutalized …most likely to happen
2 nature takes its cruel toll on the fluff aka wild animals or feral fluffs … very likely
3 he gets smart ( not as a “smartie” but a tru “smarty” stops trying to be a fluffy baby , starts learning how to read , picks up law books , goes to law school, only to come back and sue his old owner out of house , “attorney at fluff ending”(( also all i hear now is that motivational song “rising up” ~Rising up back off these streets , just a fluff with the will to survive ~ XD
Places bets here
Its the red fur, causes aggression in mammals
Smashing out their teeth would be the best preparation for ensuring no feral population growth.
Gets freedom at the cost of a few teeth,
Thing is lucky he didn’t end up in the poop hole.
Well, I heard about eating dirt … but this is rediculous!?
Another one bites the dust! 
Some how it feels like that’d be funnier if his horn snapped, but he didn’t land any differently. If it just snapped on its own for no apparent reason.
He gets up shakes the dirt off , then suddenly !!SNAP!! horn falls off
To imagine him starving to death thanks to the horrible pain of his dislocated jaw
Marvelous