Kill it with fire. (by: artist-kun)

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That gut though

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Running from the impending beating will be good cardio.

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Run, Run now or I will rip your ass off with the sorry stick

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No let’s electrocute it

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At the sound of the music.
A good theme song is from the game undertale with the song of mettaton

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Or sans

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Agreed

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Ugly vase, ugly rug.

Fluffy is doing you a favor.

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Unless that vase was a gift from a dead relative, it wouldn’t be worth the effort of beating that fluffy ass raw. I’d just go with a lecture and the sorry box.

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Even then, its given you an excuse.

Like Christmas cards. Can’t pitch them until the cat pukes on them.

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And he gave his flower friends forever sleepies. How could he?

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You vile creature. How dare you try to give forever sleepiess to my plant. Oh, you just wanted to play with it? You dumb fluffy. Plant is to good to be your friend!

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No care about vase, care about plant.

Sorry, I’m in a mood today. Anything excuse to hurt the fluff is a good one for me

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I mean, the plant might be salvageable.

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Shove its sorry ass in a pot the tight one thatonly his head is visible and let it sit on a small square pedestal make sure it high enough for the pot to break , let him cry and panic until it falls a break, then tell him that what the plant feels when he plays with it :triumph:

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It’s all good, fluffy. I’m sure the plant can be salvaged, still you need to be more careful. 5 minutes in the sorry box oughta drive the lesson home.