Yeah but what if i want somebody to get rabies ?
“Fwuffy did youw taxes! ‘ou am goin’ to pwison 'cos fwuffies nu can do taxes!”
not with that attitude!
Imagine going to jail because your smarty commit tax fraud
Just remember to check your bank account regularly for any irregularities and you should be good to gift someone a shitrat!
Oh like hell wil the shitrat get any acces to my finances
I’ll keep the fluffy and punt shitrats to people i dislike.
So uh-my smarty commit tax fraud and tax evasion I need help!!!
So, why are you in jail ?
…Fucking fluffies man
Brotah I kno what cha mean
My fluffy is now a part of the Italian Mafia 
I… I’ve never considered using fluffies to open my own bookkeeping firm…
UNTIL TODAY!
GO! GO MY VALUED EMPLOYEES! WE SHALL CONQUER BOTH ACCONTS RECEIVABLE AND PAYABLE! A FREE CAN OF SKETTIES TO THE ONE WHO BALANCES THE JENKINS ACCOUNT! MUHAHAHAHA!
(“Otay boss!”) (“Fwuffy wub stack excew bwockies!”) (“YAAY! Fwuffy du cwedits and debits!”)
Lots of sketties !
All the sektties he ( or she) could want !
“fwuffy make offew 'ou nu can wefuse”
instructions unclear my taxes did my fluffy
“wife twime sketties.”
Hold on that involves a chopped off horse head.
Ligma what?
“SAY HEWWO TO MAH WITTLE FWIENDS”
a soon-mummah beings shooting babbehs like a tommy gun
ligma balls ha gottem