Impending doom? For who?
Disney don’t sue
Bam it dies.
This reminds me of that deleted scene where a porg accidentally skewers another one in the face with the lightsaber they’re both checking out.
fwuffy neba teww yu wut happen tu yo’ daddeh…
Genuinely surprised that the fluffy didn’t stab itself in the face when it activated the laser. What should he be called, though? Dawth munstah?
Dawf Fwuffus
Did fwuffy evew heaw tha twagedy of Dawht Cawnivious tha smawty?
I hope he drops it and cuts himself in half.
He definitely will, though not necessarily in that order.
Annnd hes blind 
“Fwuffy kiwwed dem awl…
Nu jus’ da stawwions…
Bu’ da mares… an’ da chiwpies…”
Gonna bet if it lets go the sword os gonna fall backwards and … you know
Peace am wie, dewe am onwy passion.
fwooh passion, fwuffy gain stwengff.
fwooh stwength, fwuffy gain powah.
fwooh powew, fwuffy gain bictowy.
fwooh bictowy, fwuffy’s chains am bwoken.
dah fowce shaww fwee fwuffy.