Then there’s the ungodly combination of Mega Drive fluffy, Sega CD fluffy and 32X fluffy.
Saturn fluffy is beloved, but an ungodly failed abortion of a fluffy.
Snes fluffy is a smug cunt
Nes fluffy senile.
N64 fluffy smeary blurry covered in vaseline and out of focus and its fluff is oddly sharp.
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Then there’s the N65 fluffy, only owned by kids whose dads work for Nintendo.
And are mysteriously never around when you go to their house.
Wii fluffy has detachable leggies and cant stop waggling them.
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I was imagining a fluffy with a wiimote for a dick.
That’s wii fluffy plus.
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The Intellivision Amico fluffy wwas announced years ago, yet no one has been even a hint of him actually being created
damn you Tommy Tallarico
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WiiU fluffy is growing increasingly resentful of Switch fluffy.
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Atari fluffy is a fucking zombie that’s been resurrected numerous times with different logo’s stuck to it’s forehead.
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Dendy fluffy speaks with a Russian accent so thick you can spread it on toast.
Nomad fluffy needs glasses because its vision is blurred.
Game Boy fluffy comes in puke green only, but is oddly popular.
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Game Gear fluffy is prettier than Game Boy fluffy, but tires out faster.
Mega jet fluffy can’t see a damn thing.
Atari Lynx fluffy is always hungry.
Atari Jagwar fluffy is obsessed with math, but not very good at it.
Playstation 3 fluffy is FAT.
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HEH bargain bin fluffies 
I love it!
I’ll have the Gamecube thanks xD
PlayStation Fluffy is the Smarty.