Last words by MuffMan

One of my earliest works.

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That’s depressing. I just hope this doesn’t end up like the Green Mile.

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The saddest part of this is the dumbass will never get it! How can I be satisfied with its suffering when its stupidity prevents maximum suffering!

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Executioner: What are your last words?

“i did not get fwuffy’s sketties, fwuffy got spaghetti-o’s. Fwuffy wan’ dah community to know dis.”

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Just fry that blue plague :grin:

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Soak it in piss first. Both for better conduction, and pissing on a fluffy.

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Could probably just touch a 9V battery to it’s head and it would do the trick.

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AAaaaaaand after the fluffy execution, the owner and police come in, because the ex-wife stole the fluffy to have it killed saying her husband doesn’t want it anymore :stuck_out_tongue:

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Thats a legit good follow up ngl

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is this a refrence?

Yeah, there were a guy on a death row who’s last meal was wrong, which he declared in his last words
I can’t remember the name unfortunately

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In case folks are wondering: this is not how you roast a whole fluffy.

@Mr_Owl @minenow

“I did not get my SpaghettiOs , I got spaghetti . I want the press to know this”.
Thomas J. Grasso

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