Waste not, want not.
Gizmo was told to never have babies with another fluffy, as he is a very rare and very expensive breed. Any of his offspring would deprecate his own value on the market. Of course, Gizmo ignored this instruction, and impregnated the first mare he saw. Luckily, his owner caught onto it, and after a bit of rapid restructuring of the mare’s spine, he was able to get ahold of the prized “Babbehs”. Gizmo cried and pleaded and screamed all the way up until his owner amputated his legs, ensuring he would never impregnate another fluffy again. As a final insult, his owner, who had already tortured Gizmo’s babies thoroughly, dumped them in his food bowl, saying “This is all your gonna eat for the rest of the week. What did we learn?” But Gizmo did not respond. He couldn’t believe his daddeh, who had raised him since he was a foal, would do such horrible things to his special friend and his children.
And to top it all off, he was starting to get hungry…
