Let's Write: Fluffy Dune (DOON)

inspired by @clouttoken in General Chat, Jan 24, 2024

Let’s Write is intended as a collaborative effort for fun.
Will we actually finish writing a fluffy version of DUNE?
Hell no. Have you seen the size of that book?! Ain’t nobody got time for that.
But hopefully the experience might make you laugh.

Select any aspect of the DUNE universe and fluffify it.

Here are my own contributions:


“Wut am in pweddy boxie?”
“Pain.”
“YAAAAAYYYY!”


“Dis fwuffy am the Kwizwats Daddaback! Da soopah doopah fwuffy!”


“Da Pweddy-sho Empwuh sed we gotta go 'way”


The Mentat Fluffy with it’s purple-stained lips begins doing incredible mental calculations
“WUN AN WUN AM TOOOOOOOO!”


“Fluffykyn, demonstrate the Weirding Way”
“nuuu”
“Do it!”
“Nu wan tu”
“DO IT!”
“awww…”
The paint-streaked fluffy walks up to the unpainted fluffy, squeaking mightily
“Yu am…WEIWD!”
Fluffy pone immediately turns inside-out and dies

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“Skettis make fwuffy nu fowebah sweepies! Skettis make thinkie pwace thinkies biggest! Fwuffy need skettis to 'splore pretty sky bawws!”

“Butwewee-un sowwy hoofsies”

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Okay, I finally saw the movie, and now I can participate in this, Here are some words that I translated:

“Big yewwow hot sand pwanet pwacey”,

“Biggestest yewwow biggest-huwties givah sand wowm yum-yum munsta”,

“Bwuey-seeypwacey sowwyhoovesies sand hoomin”

“Pwetty wed shiny funneh-feewing pwetty-tastie brighty dustie”

and

“Fat floatey hoomin”

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Which of the three versions did you see?

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Wait, there are different versions?

I was just looking at the TV and there was a movie called “Dune”

There was a movie version in 1984, a mini series in 2000 and a two part movie in 2021

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It was the one with this dude:

That’s the newest one. It’s a visual spectacle!

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It was definitely something I can say that much!

I really like the 1984 version with this guy

ae47e0fcb77dea9a915dbb97d40658fb

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Nice!