Lifecycle of a Fluffy by FluffyOD

I was on a roll tonight.

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fully hairless take. Nice work!

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How are those colors undesirable? I think those natural tones are quite pleasant. And if he hides in a bush, he’s invisible.

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This is probably the kind of fluff the focus groups are pushing.

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Which one do you think would live longer in the wild?

Answer

Trick question. Most fluffies are incapable of not drawing attention to themselves, and don’t know when to keep their mouths shut, making their colors completely irrelevant to their odds of survival in the wild.

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P H A T * C H E E K S

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“Mummah nu tawk to fwuffy in a wong time”

It’s always great when they know their owners have lost interest in them. They’re entirely worthless at that point, and somewhere inside they know it.

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Yeah, was about to say the same thing. Since fluffies are programmed to be fun loving biotoys with no real sense of survival or danger, they’ll leave a perfectly good hiding spot to go make friends with a candy wrapper.

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Those are the smart ones.

The dumb ones try to make friends with a hungry predator.

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This more or less matches my own headcanon.

Of course in my headcanon many many many more are killed than discarded.

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very cute to see, sad people are color blind cause those colors were nice tbh

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Killed or harvested? There’s a difference.

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Perfectly made for squishing that chubbiness.

Hairless non-chirpie foals is a new one.

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He got dem drum cheeks!

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Those are some huge cheeks. They must puff up like balloons.

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Harvested, of course.

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Gotta keep the terms consistent! :wink:

…Amd remember, folks, always recycle!

The uglier ones could be used for stress relief so not completely useless.

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