Torch was a fluffy.
A red and orange unicorn fluffy.
He was happy enough even though he lived in an alley, he had a nice warm box to sleep in and the dumpsters had plenty of nummies.
But he was lonely. He wanted a pretty mare to be his special-friend.
He would be okay with enfing a not pretty mare or maybe even a stallion, but he wouldn’t consider them his special-friend because they were ugly. He’d probably make them leave afterwards.
One day Torch was walking around looking for nummies when he saw a pretty mare.
She was so pretty! Her red and orange fluff looked just like Torch’s, which was good.
Torch knew he had to make her his special-friend.
He trotted up behind the mare.
“Hewwo, pwetty mawe! Wan be speciaw-fwiend fow Towch?”
The mare didn’t say anything and just kept swaying from side to side.
Torch decided the fact that the mare hadn’t said no meant she had said yes.
“YAY! Towch habe pwetty speciaw-fwiend nao! Habe speciaw-huggies wight nao!”
He immediately charged and jumped on top of the mare, enfing away as soon as he touched her.
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“SCREEEEEEEEEE!!! BUWNIE HUWTIES!!! HEWP! NUNU STICK AM BUWNING!”
Not a Doctor Josef Mongola stared in bewilderment at the sight in front of him.
He turned to Doctor Ricky Guerra.
“Did you see that?!”
“Did I just see a fluffy try to rape fire?”
“Yes!”
“BIGGEST NU-NU STICK BUWNIE HUWTIES! PWEASE HEWP, AM GUD FWUFFY!”
“Yeah, that’s really fucking weird. You want to do anything about it?”
“Huh, not really.”
Torch screamed as the fire spread to consume his entire body. Due to the way their bodies work fluffies feel the full pain from being burned alive right up until they die.
“Don’t worry, I’ve got this!”
Just then a person with opposable thumbs ran up and threw a bucket of liquid on Torch.
The liquid caused the fire on Torch to die down, but then it came back even hotter.
“SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! AM GUD FWUFFY, WAI HUWT?!”
Ricky turned to Izzy Hue Mann.
“What was in that bucket?”
“Lighter fluid.”
Torch kept burning for hours and died shortly after the fire went out.
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Josef Mongola belongs to @BFM101