What if litter pals tried to escape the fate of having to eat shit?
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it’s not a question of what if. the right question is how
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They dont have legs you dingus
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Welcome my first customer! Well imagine if the litter pal started slamming around in its box, wiggling its leg stumps around trying to free itself, or even biting at its entrapment.
not enough strength to do that due to a diet consisting fully of excriment
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Sorry I’m still new here
may i know how old are you?
I’m 23 years old
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Sorry I have to go for now, see you later
They shouldn’t be able to escape very easily, unless the fluffy tech botched the deweggification process and left too much excess stumpage behind. Then it could probably break free of the cardboard enclosure, but that would be about it.
And if it’s not protected by the cardboard anymore, then its butthole is left vulnerable to all sorts of enfie-related shenanigans. The moral of this story is that a smart litterpal knows to not resist.
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Amputees can move around without arms or legs (not very well though), so I don’t see why a fluffy Amputee could not move around a little
If you are looking for how; the box could break, or someone could forget to close a door
It can’t bite at the container due to the neck being immobilised and it can’t get the leverage to slam its box around.
It’s not too far off a cangue or a pillory - try getting out of one of those as a quadruple amputee.
Not only are they amputees they’re also kept in boxes. Their stumps would waggle against nothing but a smooth surface and find no purchase. At most they could thrash around hard to nudge the box around but it’s A. Fluffy and B. Fed entirely on shit and likely not the strongest specimen around
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I’m sorry I’m still new to this
they would fail.
The box could break if someone tried over it, or it was poorly made
I agree, not much hope of escape, unless the fluffy was unnaturally lucky
I agree, very unlikely to escape, but if they were extremely lucky (like winning the lottery lucky) enough things could align, for even a pillow to technically escape, but would probably die soon after