Hahaha! Look at him! wretched, awful, nasty .Welp, what can you expect from a poopie fluffy?
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Very nice. There’s a few stories I’ve read where they devoice the fluffy to prevent it from putting off its users but leaving it able to talk might be more cruel. It can beg but always gets denied.
Only thing better is litterpal-ing a brat.
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though he complains he probably still goes on cause he doesn’t know anything else … or even can do anything else…
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Hold on, what are you supposed to do with the litterpal’s poo?
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Well ya see, litterpal poo is combined and fed to the meta-litterpal, and the waste from those are fed to the meta-meta-litterpals, and at the end of it is a big funnel into the iFunny servers.
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mind blown
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its litterpals all the way down
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Keep calm & carry on.
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Litter pal just seems like cleaning the litter with extra steps…
Now you gotta deal with another fluffy waste too… It’s actually self sabotaging…
Same with enfie pals…
It’s pointless cruelty that achieves nothing…
But milkbags make a lot of sense…
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I’m pretty sure “pointlessly cruel” is a findamental asset of this entire community, though
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all litterbox friends should honestly have pink eye perminantly.
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Which is why it make sense if it’s done to a rapey stallion (or mare, they do it too)… Or mares that kill their young or another mares foals out of jealousy…
I might get a litter pal or enfy pal… But is buy a lot more if they came with a back story…
Sorry… It’s the business major in me talking at this point…
I just think that sales would be through the roof… And even hugboxers couldn’t complain if you put on the box “this stallion raped 18 foals and $hits all over the place, he deserves to be here” I’d buy 5 of them in that case…
Oooooo… Fan art idea! This got me inspired!!!
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Depends on if the headcanon has hellgremlins or not.
If hellgremlins exist, then they make perfect candidates for litter-pals. Or perfect candidates to use litter-pals made of other hellgremlins or really passive fluffies who just pulled the short straw. Also in hellgremlin headcanons even the sweetest fluffies tend be vindictive little shits towards hellgremlins, so they don’t mind shitting in another fluffy’s face.
If hellgremlins don’t exist, then the concept is just dumb.
With one exception: Carnivorous Duck doesn’t have hellgremlins but still uses litter-pals. But his world is so awful, with humans that hate fluffies so much, and fluffies that are so stupid and suffer no matter what, it actually works out quite well. I like to think CD’s headcanon takes place in the Invader Zim universe. They are both so dark and depressingly, but overly so to the point that it comes back to being funny.
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“EAT IT!! EAT IT YOU FUCK!! (Forces it in his mouth) EAT IT OR IM GONNA RIP YOUR GODDAMN EYES OUT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
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Ew you touched da poopies
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he doesn’t care about his eyes. he just wants to die already
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Then I’ll make sure he lives for as long as possible, while tormenting him until he croaks
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that’s the spirit
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You feed it to the litterpal. After all, it’s his favoritest nummies EVER!
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Litterpals are usually sealed inside their boxes, with a plastic bag sealed around their hindquarters. By the time they’ve filled up their bag they’re either dead or near dead. The practicality reason given for their existence is that it’s easier to throw away a litterpal and get its replacement for $1 than to constantly change the litter made from a fluffy’s rancid squirts.
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