Little Tubfuck (gilbert-the-fuckin-gnome)


Another little tub of fat, a real potato on nubs even by special baby standards. Unfortunately someone wanted to see how jiggly his belly was and smacked him right in the center while he was minding his own business. After shaking like a diabetic leaf and rippling like a water bed, he eventually started shitting himself and scree-ing his head off, and while waggling his forelegs around tipped over on his back. He can’t turn himself upright, he’s really heavy for a fluffy, and even if someone could pick him up, they don’t exactly want to touch him while he’s evacuating the probably miles of bowels in his gut.

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How sickeningly pathetic. Good job.

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What would happen if he was thrown in a trash compactor?

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Given your Beebee, I’m curious if this is supposed to be Tubs. I hope so, I love to see a special baby get bellyflop slapped into a screaming fit. This hits the SPOT. Can’t wait to see more from you!

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He’s so fucking ROUND :pleading_face: I don’t know whether I want to hug him tight or dribble him like a basketball

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You can see fingerprints… the sound that it would have made…

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The moment to register that it’s been smacked :joy:

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he’s so pathetic, imma slap him again, but harder.

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hilarious!

also I think youd want the shit covered ass tag. Cuz thats one hell of a covered butt

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Shat yourself lil wanker

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More.

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Is this what you wanted? Are you not entertained? Now its assblasts are sending it rocketing down the highway at 250 miles per hour. Its entire top layer of fluff and skin on its lower back is gone and it’s leaving a trail of blood and feces at heartstopping speeds. God it sped in a school zone, the careless little fuck. What if someone gets hurt??

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Eh i mean… its alright, but i think there could be more…

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Quick, someone stop it! You there! Step down on him with your boot! And please oh please don’t slowly press down in him until he bursts, that would be tragic!

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I mean we could have him go beyond the speed of light, smashing atoms to bits resulting in the heat-death of this univers and from that begets a new one, where purple and green horses draw human like creatures in vast horrors of abuse and someimes love.

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The instafart. Lol. It was a harbinger of horrors to come.

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YASSS LOOK AT HIM JIGGLE
Tubs has competition…

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He’ll probably suffocate if left on his back lol

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Aww such a cute little retard :sob: