Later that day:
”What you mean i cant be a Neurosurgeon anymore?”
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Because 9f my weight
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Not him walking upright with his cock and balls still out for the whole world to see, we need to beat him for public indecency
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
THAT FLUFFY HAS HUMAN INTELLIGENCE!!!
HE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT HIS KIND IS NOTHING BUT LIVING TOYS!!!
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The Fluffy is about to enter a Lovecraftian nightmare scape where he fully comprehends his own insignificance and it will try him to either kill himself, or re-retard himself.
Also does anyone else immediately imagine him speaking like Patrick Stewart?
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He’s got the body of a dog bed
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Im imagining him old and rich, walking down the street and glance at all the feral meres with their bebes in the surrounding alleyways.
Jealous of those chirpy bebes, because they can snuggle in their warm mamas fur.
too human for a fluffy and too fluffy for a human
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It’s like Citizen Kane but shit
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Shitizen Kane
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Flowers for Algernon
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I’ll give him less than a day before somebody tries to kill him for the unnaturalness of it all, assuming he isn’t somehow killed by accident or whatever bone headed reason any fluffy might come up with.
Bottom line, the vet that did this still isn’t getting paid enough.
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He’s not getting paid. And also he got fired.
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Well, now that you mention it…
This is the definition of failing upwards. Well done, I guess?
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Lefcadio the lion who shot back.
*Immediately gets hit by a car*
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This should be a series
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When you accidentally roll a natural 20 on a skill check where your proficiency is zero
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This made me laugh out loud what the fuck
He’s so FAT i love him omg
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