Local Pizza Man on a Sunday Morning (Chad Lapposki)


This is what i believe Za does when doesnt goon in internet


You have a very versatile oc Za, expect more.

Am not gonna color it

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Or maybe a local Florida man

FLORIDAAAAAA MAAAAANNNNN

caught brutally murdering fluffies with old-school push mower

The corpses of the fluffies will make for some great fertilizer!

Prometheus School of Running Away From Things, I see.

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Even if you go the side, he’ll just turn and keep going after you. Or use something else to kill you with.

None shall escape

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Fluffies aren’t known for being smart enough to do something like try to zig zag while fleeing. In fact it probably would just mean a quicker death since they’re already so pathetically slow they’d still be in Za’s path before they got far enough into the turn anyway.

Reminds me of a classic Booru picture of a feral herd spiked on a nice white picket fence, being allowed to watch as their pathetic offspring tried to flee the oncoming lawnmower. The ‘winner’ of the race would get to die like a big fluffy instead, being spiked on the fence to be bird chow.

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Man, Za is out here living his best life.

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