10/10 mummah
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Close, but no cigar.
I really love the whole “fluffies trying to understand money” thing, I’ve touched on it in a few of my stories.
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Ya know what, it’s closing time and he’s being a better person than half the customers who come in. He can have the fries and nuggets we have left over. Fuck it, I’ll even buy him the cookie.
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When i got this assignment i was hoping there would be more gambling
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Hmm perhaps we could pay fluffies in food to clean up the streets!
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Oh I’m such a sucker, left over fries for fluffy, though I’m taking the cookies home- can’t be too generous!
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french fries? no no no no. french fry.
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You know, I just can’t be mad at it. It tried really hard to follow the rules. I’d just give it what it asked as a reward for doing so well to be good. Might offer it work for real money or da food. Seriously, it tried really hard to get it right.
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Mmm… With all that money you can get for a piece of used toilet paper, here you go and now get out of here!
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What do you do?
- Give the fluffy some leftover french fries?
- Send the fluffy away to breed and contribute to the local feral problem?
- Call 1-800-EAT-FLUF and have a local fluffherder redomesticate the guy?
- Take it outside and curbstomp it for the good of the community?
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send the fluffy away because i don’t look at problems through your headcanon
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Hmm I find this rather endearing. It found all that trash just to get some food hmm make it a sweeper to earn its food
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"Well, we do have a bunch of food that’s about to go in the trash, but what kind of message would it send if I rewarded you for failing to understand the rules of fair exchange?
Go now, and accept your hunger as a valuable lesson in the unquestionable wisdom of the free market."
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He’s smart enough to know how money works, so ill reward him with an old burger that didnt sell
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oh yes they make food all the time and then replace it instead of making it from scratch on order, i forgot 
yeah, that would probably be smarter
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We are a wasteful society
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NICE BWITE TIME!
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the last panel is the cutest fucking thing
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yeah, me too I’m swing between abuse and hugbox usually.
And this time its hugbox all the way.
1 and 3 cause I’m a filthy hugboxer in this case.
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“Giving-a-shit-about-fluffie-machine broke. Me. That machine is me. I don’t care about you.”
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