I’m sorry but I just can’t leave this out of the thread. The fluff immediately made me think of this
“I’m sorry, we’re out of fries and cookies, but I have a knuckle sandwich for you.”
“Wha? Wha’ am ‘nukkl sammich’?”
BAMM
“Would you like to combo that with a nice Hawaiian punch?”
Same! What a cutie
Sure!!!
KABLAMMO
Oh jeez. This is REALLY gonna date me.
(Sigh)
Better not feed ferals, you don’t want get invade for a bunch of technicolor shitras.
I’ll treat you this time, little guy. But maybe go somewhere else from now on?
Not enough money shitrat.
Someone better give that fluffy some num nums or I swear I’ll shit myself out of rage in front of everyone. I mean it this time.
It’s not even Hawaiian!
We do have fruit punch as an option at fast food places.
I know it isn’t!
However, there’s always SPAM.
Will there be a continuation?
Where the fluffy hopefully gets some fries ?
Yep!
My pen holder at work. For some reason they did a limited edition Spam can that was just for Hawai’i.
LOL
Only in Hawai’i …
Oh Lord, what’ll happen if some fruitloop at Hormel invents “Pumpkin-Spice” SPAM for the holidays…
After all, there’s “pumpkin-spice-damn-close-to-everything-else” already
(groan) I just read that corner of your deskpad…
COR-NEE!!!
(BTW the garden which was an ancient wonder was the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. Just soze ya knows)
You’re actually a few years late
My mom loves the Portuguese Sausage Spam.
Well, WHARR my GARBL!!
Ooooh, gosh, not even on the first date? You’re forward
Rowr!!