“Hey! You! Are you a Human with a strict approach to fluffy pony discipline AND embarrassing poopie place problems? Well have I got an opportunity for you! My name’s Gordon Peterbilt, and I’m a Litterpal Life Coach!”
“Craig? What’s up with the new guest host?”
“Corporate insisted.”
“Just go to Litterpallifecoach.enf and sign up for an introductory course for just 39.99! And for just 20 dollars more we’ll throw in this FREE Litterpal Life coach t-shirt! And in just six weeks you can become a Palco accredited Litterpal life coach! The pay may be ass, but the Benefits are ASSSSSSS! Remember, that’s litterpallifecoach.enf!”
“Palco not responsible for job placement, life satisfaction, or legality of litter pal life coach techniques. Offer void where prohibited. Yukkuri need not apply.”
“Yeah, yeah, i’m downloading it off the Bay, Sarah. Let’s see just what the hell we’ve been signed up for.”
“Well, Sarah, he is admirably suited to to the job.”
“How so?”
“No one’s quite as full of shit as a Jungian.”
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Had this one sitting around for so long my style changed before I made a halfass attempt at finishing it. Remember, those poopies are your dragon and you need to slay the dragon by eating them.
Also i think “BRAPOOP” is my favorite shitting sound effect