“Sometimes a litterpal refuses to accept it’s creamy, dreamy, steamy destiny. An ugly bad colored poopie, an undesirable mutation, or other loss of the genetic lottery which would otherwise see it sent to the slaughterhouse or mulched has been forgiven because someone saw that they had the scatmuncher spirit! So when won’t let poopies into their heart, we let poopies directly into their throat.”
“That’s right, it’s stink or swim for this little fella! No poopies means no air!”
“Uh, i feel like I ask this a lot, especially for someone who hates fluffies, but you guys sure you wanna show something like this?”
“Marlene, Palco wants to rebrand FluffTV. Shows like “Babies!” and “Leggies!” are great for fluffies but we want a new FluffTV that fluffy owners will be entertained by too. Especially after darkie-time.”