“You all know the story of Trooper, the first fluffy in space. But did you know she had a Litter Pal? Today we’re going to learn about the first Litterpal in space! This is the story of Pooper!”
“Pooper had to train really really hard to become the first space faring poopmuncher!”
“And when Trooper gave birth to the first litter of space foals, why, Pooper ate all their shit with gusto!”
“We all know litterpals just loooooove poo-”
A bunch of men in dark suits and sunglasses grabbed Marlene and dragged her out of the recording booth. “Ay yo what the fuck!?” she shouted as similar individuals rounded up the rest of FluffTV staff. “The viability and appearance of spaceborn Fluffies is EXTREMELY classified. We have no idea how you clowns found this out.”