"Well, we asked you to send in your shittiest home videos and you obliged. Irene Wilkins writes us “Neon and I love your show so much. Unfortunately the lease only allows for one biotoy and we can’t get him a pal of his own! So I had a Great idea - I’d let Neon be my own litterpal. And I gotta tell you guys, after my first lickie cleanies experience I was hooked! Poopslave - that’s his new name - wasn’t so sure at first but he’s grown to accept his new life. You’ve changed everything for us, thanks!”
“Well Irene, that’s just swell, and i’m sure those tears are tears of joy. Fun little tip - If you live in a Hugboxer shithole like Texas and pillowing is illegal you can just chain a little shitrat to an old radiator near the litterbox and make them get to munching dookie. More lifetips after the commercial break.”