“Our friends at World’s wildest fluffies pride themselves on all kind of fluffy world records, but there’s one category of fluffy they seem to overlook. The humble, dutiful, noble litter pal. Well today we’re going to correct the record, starting with the world’s oldest litterpal! We sat down with it’s owner to get their take on their shiteater’s secret!”
“Welp, little ol’ Muncher here has actually outlived some of our fluffies. It’s been with us for about seven years now. When we got it, Muncher was this ugly ol blue, but the other fluffies have turned it a nice poopy brown over the years! Thats why we usually don’t wash it when we clean off the container! Ain’t that right, Muncher!”
“Huuu…”
“We think givin’ ol’ Muncher here a name has kept it goin’ all this time. Well that, an’ it’s insatiable love of poopies! We had to get a special litterpal rig to help it keep it’s mouth open so Muncher could enjoy it’s favorite food!”
“See, when you learn to love your work, it doesn’t matter what it is! It’s like that old German saying the Republicans love so much - Work makes you free! Next, we’ll see a litterpal that can hold more poop in it’s chubby little cheeks than you’ll ever believe!”