“Ay yo what up all you good fluffies out there its ya boi Hawkins da Hawk comin to you with my niggaz at Pzalco! Princess Poopies is doin some contrack ne go te ayy shuns get that bag, girl! Speakin of bags heh heh. See, i love my lil man here, my shitrat, Captain Fruity, but I don’t love them sorry poopies! So i got him fixed up with a nizew bee-hole. Try an give sorry poopies now ya lil shit. You shitz in that fuckin BAAAG, yo! An he’s got dis lil nigga here in the bag to eat all dem poopiez. Eat up lil micro, cause that’s all you’re gettin’! How’s this lil micro breathin in there, hah hah? That’s a Palco trade secret YOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“Sarah.”
“Yes, Craig?”
“We can never let Marlene recommend a guest host ever again.”
“Not in a million fucking years, Craig,”