Lying to daddeh (carniviousduck)

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I almost wonder if he’s actually telling the truth. Spelling is beyond the ability of most fluffies. We need to watch this guy and see what’s up.

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I kinda want to see the actual sniping

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Oh, that demands the elastic method… make his feel and watch them shrivel up.

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Retard!

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I mean clearly he’s telling the truth, it was his leggies and poopie place that did it. Clearly he had no choice.

Which is why we’ll cut off his misbehaving legs and cork his ass! Problem solved! :smiling_imp:

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Lumps for the bad poopies.
No-no stick for calling Daddy a dummy.

And for lying, we’re takin 'em off with a cheese grater.

Followed by a ride on the spindle sander .

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Hmmmm-scratchs head with saw- tough call-

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Better beat the living shit out of him just in case

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“Sorry, you lost balls privileged”

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He has abused his literacy privileges. Best to derp him with an icepick.

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Even if he’s telling the truth, take his wumps anyway. Keep him on his toes.

Oh, you done fucked up, little fuckface. Don’t worry, you’ll get them back. Sewn into your forehead so that you remember your stupidity well.

How could you tell I’m not in a good mood?

“I believe you, fluffies cant read or write. But in this house, good fluffies eat bad poopies. Get to it.”

You lied you little shit. I’m going to rip you balls off and make you eat them, then I’m going to make you clean up your own shit by eating it

Too bad, dinosaur rapist