Magical Nummies part 1 (Not_A_Wise_Man)

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<3

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1 will not have food or will not go out

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Mummah will eat all three and make bestest milkies for babbehs.

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“Starvation effect.”

“Produce 10 times their body weight”

Quality testing is basically a painted door on a brick wall in Fluffy Foods I take it

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If one pill makes a fluffy produce 10 times its body weight in waste, what would 3 of them do?

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it’s probably fine right?

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did you invent a matter creation machine?

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The Magical mummies are actually ridiculously dense and when exposed to the humidity and digestive track of a fluffy at first it releases nutrients then, when all is consumed it expands rapidly making the fluffy shit itself with vicious ferocity.

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I’d imagine that this would make them explode like birds with uncooked rice

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I just imagined a fluffy being propelled through the air by a stream of feces only to explode like a firework in shock to all present to witness the unholy event.

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Birds can eat rice just fine. I think that rumour got started by wedding venue owners who didn’t like sweeping.

Muahaha! Which one of you wants to starve tomorrow instead of today?

Nooooooooo! You spoiled the ending!!!

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There will be feces propelled fluffies, but you aren’t ready for how it will take place.

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