Camera cuts to an eastern European country
Narrator: "The reception and attitudes towards fluffies vary wildly across countries. Here in Poland fluffies have not been popular as pets but did find a niche as an alternative source for certain animal products.
Cut to some guys shearing an orange pegasus stallion, than an orange earthie mare, then another orange earthie
“Fluffy wool is being used to replace more expensive sheep wool which is mostly imported, another advantage being that it already comes in a wide variety of colors so there is no need for dyes.”
A view of a basket full of foals that are only a few days old, already talking and with their eyes open but without teeth
“Fluffies are also seen as a cheaper option to pig meat, foals in particular have become a common source for most sausages in Polish markets. In order to accelerate production Hasbio made fluffies give birth before the foal’s bones were calcified. Besides making fluffy foals infamously fragile, in this case here it have also made them more attractive than regular animals”
A guy tosses the foals from the basket into a nearby rickety table. Then he starts skinning them alive and throwing them still distressed and screaming into a meat grinder
“Because the bones at this point are still uncalcified and thus practically cartilage foals don’t have to be de-boned and thus are great material for sausages, burgers and meatballs. A butcher near Krakow called Zbigniew Kazimierz said he saved considerable time and effort by switching from pigs to fluffies to make his sausages.”
A shot of some old rusted cages full of fluffy mares, some with foals and others without but looking like they just got theirs taken
“These are Zbigniew Kazimierz’s source of fluffy foals, he keeps a number of mares and a few stallions to impregnate them. A pig would take nearly 4 months to give birth, while a fluffy would have given birth to 4 litters of foals in that same amount of time. The butcher also says fluffies take far less food to grow and need less care and visits from the vet than his old pigs did.”
A view of some farmlands near a big river
“In other countries fluffies are seen as nothing but a dangerous pest. Here in Argentina fluffies have been banned from sale or ownership from day one. Even before the breakout at Hasbio labs the local authorities in this country have considered fluffies to be a dangerous foreign GMO and banned their import. These measures were considered too harsh at the time but were validated once fluffies got out of Hasbio’s control and became a pest across north america”
Cut to some guys in hazmat suits standing in a platform, they are throwing fluffies inside a huge square metal tank below. Zoom in to a pink unicorn mare with a white mane and some foals in its back, it jumped off a collection cart then tries to run away but one of the hazmat guys swiftly kicks the mare in its side and sends it flying into the tank, then he picks up the foals the mare dropped and throws them in the tank as well.
“Here some employees of INTA and the Senasa agency are working together with the army and border patrol to destroy fluffies that have crossed the border into Argentina from the neighboring Paraguay and Brazil where fluffies are not banned.”
Camera then focus on a robot arm moving above the tank, similar to the ones used to pour liquid concrete in buildings, but in this case is spraying an orange liquid instead. After its done showering the fluffies the arm retracts and one of the hazmat guys throws a flare into the tank. A huge fire roars as fluffies scream and jump on top of each other but are unable to escape the tank.
“Just like illegal drugs taken from smugglers these fluffies are set on fire, burned alive to prevent any of them from escaping and breeding inside the country.”
Then a view of a black hexacopter drone with a red and white INTA logo flying above some fields
“Autonomous drones like this one here are seen everywhere in Argentina’s western borders patrolling for fluffies. Using FLIR cameras they spot herds and automatically send the GPS information to ground crews. Other countries are employing similar solutions, a Czech company is even working on a new drone that will be armed and able to destroy untagged fluffies without human any intervention”
Footage of 3 adult feral fluffies walking near a highway with a sign that reads ‘Ruta 22’
“Still there are reports of fluffies making it past the many border controls. Argentine laws forbid owning fluffies and hefty fines are given to any citizens keeping fluffies within their property, in fact just helping a fluffy in public can lead to an arrest”
A clip of PFA cops stomping a blue pegasus mare with a cyan mane and its foals to death
“That’s why when a fluffy is spotted by civilians, like this mare in a border town in the northern province of Salta, police are often called in to deal with it”
Transition to the front of a McMansion
“Back in the US we see yet another business that couldn’t exist without the precarious existence of the fluffy”
Cut to the backyard of say house, a number of kids in what looks like a birthday party are running and playing around in the grass with fluffy colts and fillies of several colors and types
“Here a local entrepreneur named Richard Garcia runs a fluffy rental service for party events. Because most people do like the idea of a fluffy but don’t want to deal with its unpleasant side of ownership they choose to pay Richard to bring fluffies for the event and then take them back home once everybody has grown tired of them”
Camera zooms to a kid throwing a purple earthie filly to another kid, he misses and the filly crashes against the wall and lands on the grass, legs clearly broken.
“Of course any broken merchandise means an extra charge”
The camera pans out and you can see Richard walking towards the crying filly waving a hand to the kids and telling them to not worry about it and go pick up another foal from the ‘Foal Party Crate’. He quickly grabs the filly and moves away from the kids’ view, then proceeds to twist the filly’s neck until its limp and throws it in a box.
“Before the party started Richard and his employee voided the guts of every foal and placed a rectal plug into each one to prevent any defecation upon their clients, and to avoid any accidents with urine the foals were left without any water for 3 hours before going to the party”
Another clip, this time some dad talking to another guy and accidentally stepping on a red unicorn colt below. Its back quarters and legs squashed flat against the grass, the foal screaming and waving its front legs. Richard comes again to dispose of the foal.
“According to Richard an average of 1/4 to 1/3 of all foals brought to a birthday party end up broken or dead.”
Cut to Richard’s warehouse, we see an employee removing the rectal-plugs of the foals and putting them back in the cages. A grey pegasus filly with a brown mane suddenly yells as its plug is removed, then the plug comes out with most of the foal’s lower intestine and rectum attached to it
“Not all foals die due to kids playing too hard or careless adults, many others simply can’t deal with the stress of the process and die during procedures such as these”
Cut to a table full of sad crying foals, some in fetal position, most saying ‘wan die’ over and over, others looking almost catatonic. The employee taps a yellow earthie filly in the side of the head and it wont react, wont even blink
“These foals here have gone through a psychological breakdown after attending several parties in which every single one believed they got new owners that would finally take them to a new home. This is because fluffies were never designed to be used like this”
Another scene from a party: a little girl hugging a blue pegasus colt with a white mane then placing it back in the crate, the foal wont let go of her and Richard has to pry open the foal’s legs and then throws it down into the crate with the other foals below. You see the foal trying to jump out and calling for its ‘nyu mummah’ who just walks away.
Back to the table full of foals in a wan-die loop
“As such the foals become unable to cope with the repeated cycle of temporal ownership quickly followed by abandonment and having to return to the same cramped cages where they were born and live in day after day until they die or are disposed of”
Cut to an employee hurling the foals from the table into a grinder together with other dead and dying foals
“Thus the foals are unceremoniously discarded, grinded sometimes alive into a paste that will be mixed with food pellets to complement the meager diet the other fluffies in the warehouse live off”
“Despite the high attrition rates Richard assures us that his current fluffy rental business is far more profitable than the fluffy mill he used to run in that same warehouse providing foals to local petshops. While the rental rate for one party is less than the market cost of all the foals he brought there combined he can get many times that price by simply cycling the foals over several parties meaning that a single foal will pay itself many times over, and any foals that die during the party are charged considerably more than their market price”
“While buying your own foals for a party could be cheaper in the end Richard says his clients would rather not go through the trouble of doing that by themselves. After all his foals are already trained to be docile and unable to attack any partygoers with their feces like a regular fluffy would”
Scene changes to a fancy outdoors wedding.
“Not all rental fluffies have to go through a violent ordeal though”
You see a spotless monochrome white unicorn mare with a white bow walking to the altar followed by about 10 tiny monochrome white foals of different types behind it. The people in both sides of the aisle smile at the fluffies and take pictures of them
“Here we a new sensation among weeding organizers”
The fluffy mare then reaches to her back and gives the groom and the bride their rings
“This mare here called ‘Snowball’ by its owner was trained to bring the rings to the couple”
The mare then turns around and surrounded by the foals starts waving at the audience while the couple kisses
“The intention of course is to provide a memorable photo-op, a ‘kodak moment’ for 21st century weddings”
Cut to a view of a pickup truck, snowball inside a nice pet carrier while the foals are in a stained cardboard box. The mare looks completely uninterested in the foals.
“Snowball’s owner and trainer Gerald Hutz explained to us that none of those foals were hers, these are simply random white foals still too young to eat solid food and bought for the occasion. While snowball is well trained and knows how to behave these foals do not and as such their anus and genitals were glued shut to prevent any of them soiling the rug leading to the altar, the altar itself or even the groom and the bride thus ruining the moment.”
“Mr. Hutz says he will simply dispose of the foals, probably tossing them in the trash or just a street somewhere. Foals will only live a day or two after being ‘sealed’ so they can’t be used again. After being thrown away most and will either starve or die from sepsis as their intestines rupture. While it might seem like a waste the fact is that the cost of those foals has already been covered many times over by the fees paid by the weeding organizer to mr. Hutz. They asked for all-white foals and paid handsomely for them, though for a lower fee they could have snowball show up with random colored foals instead as other weddings on a budget have done.”
“As Hutz later described to us he has all kind of ‘professional’ fluffies for weeding events, including a pink alicorn stallion with a purple-grey mane which has been a sensation at several gay weddings and a black pegasus mare with a dark blue mane and aqua-colored wing tips that has been requested by many clients”
View of a dumpster near a wall, there is a box in the floor next to it with ‘free shit’ written with chalk in the pavement. Inside the box are four fluffy foals, two earthie runts one red and another green, a white unicorn and a brown earthie.
“A common sight in cities, because the cost of sterilizing a fluffy adult is actually higher than the cost of most fluffies themselves most owners avoid doing it, except of course for the few places where legislation prohibits the sale of fertile fluffies to the public and forces owners to pay for the procedure.”
“It is not clear why the fluffies have such a deep desire to breed given that they are synthetic creatures, some theories say that it was a trick by hasbio so the few fertile mares in their factory farms wouldn’t refuse, but then why do sterilized fluffies also desire to breed? maybe just another of hasbio’s many mistakes?. In any case because most fluffies can’t be trained to avoid getting pregnant and most domestic mares will actively seek a partner be it a domestic stallion or a feral one”
“When this happens owners are now stuck with unwanted fluffy foals. Most of the time the foals turn to be of a completely worthless coloration and the owners of the mare being unable to stomach killing a foal will instead thrown them away as garbage. In this case despite the wording in the ground the owner of this mare actually gave these foals a chance as there are two empty bottles that probably contained milk meaning these foals have probably been alive for a day or two outdoors instead of mere hours if they had been left with no food at all”
“Still their chances of adoption are slim, the red runt is already dead probably by a passerby, an animal or even a feral adult fluffy who felt like killing it which is not uncommon. The other runt seems too weak to live even with proper care. The brown earthie is one of the worst colors in the fluffy market, if this were a store it would be only sold as food for other pets such as reptiles and priced by weight. The white unicorn foal while an attractive color in the past is not in high demand these days. Whoever picks it up might get $5 or $10 at best and only if it avoids mentioning it found the foal in the street. Only exotic designer color combinations and the always rare alicorn are worth walking all the way to a petshop these days. In the current market regular fluffies are only profitable when sold in bulk.”
Cut to a still picture of a bright royal blue designer pegasus mare with a red-orange mane with a litter of 7 foals with bright colors.
“No other case currently exemplifies the dire situation of fluffies as disposable pets as well as designer fluffies do. Here is a picture of Vicky, she was a designer fluffy bought by an upper-middle class family. It was acquired because its colors were fashionable that time of the year, it replaced a previous stallion that according to Vicky’s ‘mummah’ had gone out of style. While the owner told us he didn’t plan for Vicky to get pregnant that wasn’t the reason why it was discarded but simply because it had gone out of fashion and they needed a new fluffy with this season’s colors”
Now a view of a fluffmart at night, you can see a very dirty and famished Vicky with parts of its mane missing, a broken wing and its tail cacked in shit. Of the original 7 foals in the picture only a single malnourished pink foal with visible ribs remains siting in Vicky’s back. Both are looking at the inside of the store where bags of fluffy kibble and cans of fluffsketti-brand spaghetti can be seen. Vicky then starts tapping the glass with her hoof while its foal cries about ‘tummeh huwties’.
“And here we are, vicky was probably bought as an weaned filly in a store just like this one mere months ago. Now it sits outside wishing it was back there, its out of fashion looks further destroyed by the harsh urban environment in which its creators thought it would never have to live in. Of all its foals only one remains, probably it wasn’t even named before it was thrown out with its mother and the rest of its now dead siblings. While talking and with its eyes open is clear by looking at its tiny size that the lack of proper feeding has stunted its growth. It will probably die before its mother does.”
“The story of Vicky is simply one of many. Designer fluffies were an attempt by breeding mills to create a more premium kind of fluffy that could be sold with a larger profit margin after the market price for regular colored fluffies collapsed. However the competition remained fierce and because designer fluffies were as prolific at breeding as regular fluffies are it only meant that as soon as one color combination became popular all the breeders would be making their own thus flooding the market with designer foals. And even when sold at higher prices it was still cheap enough for most consumers to just get a new more fashionable colored fluffy and just dispose of the old one like a pair of out-of-style shoes”
Clip of a woman picking up party supplies at a store
“Another novelty are party fufflies. Unlike previously shown seasonal fluffies these don’t have any particular coloration, in fact most party fluffies come with the kind of colors that would fetch very low prices or send a foal straight to the snake food bucket. This is because these foals are meant to be used in party games where their looks wont matter much”
“Each box of party foals comes with 10 foals, 1 small tube of fluffy glue to avoid ‘accidents’ and 1 tube with tranquilizer fluid to calm any unruly or hysterical foal so it can be properly used. The original idea given by the manufacturer was to use these fluffy foals as replacement for board game pieces and figurines, a picture in the box showing a game of chess being played with fluffy foals. However that’s hardly the case and a new series of games have been created for this product and spread through social media”
Cut to a view of a party, some guys are setting up a game of beer pong but inside the cups are foals, their hoofs scrapping the sides trying to get out while looking at the people above them and calling for help.
“Here are some party foals being used for foal pong. The game is simple: there are two teams, each with their own set of cups. The game consists in throwing a small metallic ball into the opposite team’s cups, killing the foal inside the cup. The team that manages to kill all the foals from the other side wins”.
A guy then throws the ball and it falls straight into the middle cup of the other team, a loud scream can be heard and then a closeup shows a piss yellow earthie filly bleeding from its eyes, nose and ears, the metallic ball sitting on top of its head where it caved its skull.
“Unlike beer pong where the ball has to merely fall into the cup in foal pong the foal must die else it doesn’t counts. What this means is that sometimes a foal will be hit repeatedly with the metal ball until it dies”.
Now a view of a yard, another set of party foals are frantically running towards a wall
“Another game is fluff darts, here participants use lawn darts and see who can impale a particular fluffy before it reaches the safety of the brick wall at the end of the yard”
Suddenly a blue dart impales a dull yellow unicorn colt, the needle going through its hips and impacting into the dirt below nailing the foal to the ground. Another dart pierces an earthie brown filly but fails to go through so now the filly is slowly crawling to reach the wall with the dart still attached while other players try to finish it off with more darts. You see a guy taking a selfie of him holding a dart with a green pegasus filly hanging from it, the needle entering through the back of the head then coming out of the filly’s mount.
“Breeders know these party fluffies will most likely be abused but since prices are at an all-time low and these foals are of the least popular colors they turn a blind eye since is the best way to unload the product, the most likely alternative being selling the foals for quite less as cheap dog food filler”
View of boxes full of plastic eggs with Chinese writing on them
“These are called Foal Eggs. At least in the west, in China where these made they are known as Tiny Lucky Horse Egg”
You can see a hand behind the camera reaching into the box and holding one egg. A tiny foal is floating inside like a fetus, a small LED light on top of the egg blinks when the ‘TEST’ button is pressed.
“The little light serves as an easy way for customers to check if the foal inside the egg is still alive. While the survival rate for foals in this setup should be high the budget nature of the product means its not properly stored most of the time causing the foal inside to die from cold, overheating or even mishandling which is why the manufacturer installed these buttons to avoid more returns”.
Cut to a view of a big chinese factory, thousands of pregnant fluffy mares are kept tied inside tiny cramped cages. You see a worker poking a mare with a stun baton to induce labor.
“Here is qingshan Co. of shenzhen where most of the foal eggs in the market are made. Workers force mares into premature birth, take the undeveloped foals and put them inside the plastic eggs full of nutrition gel before they die from exposure. In essence the foal is being taken from one womb into another where it will properly develop until its manually hatched by a buyer.”
“Still the gel is not perfect and there have been many complaints about egg foals having several defects including a much higher tendency to seizures, muscular problems, mental retardation, malformed bones and above average chances of sudden death syndrome. There have been cases of foals being accidentally ‘born’ inside stored eggs but unable to break open the plastic cover and struggling for hours until they died from suffocation.”
“However some owners of egg foals that did make it to adult status without these complications have reported that while their fluffies were probably not as good as regular ones bought at a proper store they were still more lively than fluffies bought from Foal-in-a-Can machines. The theory is that unlike the canned variety they don’t remember living inside a plastic egg since technically they weren’t born yet and thus aren’t as traumatized as the ones that spent most of their foalhood isolated inside a plastic tube.”
A drone shot of a pier, you can see some guys fishing
“One of the many uses of fluffies in sports involves both their almost inexhaustible stock and rock-bottom prices which makes them ideal as live bait”
Now a view of a bucket next to one of the fisherman. Inside there are 3 earthie foals, a yellow one a light blue one and a purple one. All three seem happy to be there, the fishermen probably told them they were getting a new “daddeh”.
Art by @Carpdime
“The person we see here preferred to remain anonymous, but he let us film how he prepares his lures. When asked why he and others like him are increasingly using fluffies as bait the fisherman told us it was because their colors, constant movement and high-pitch voices attract fish better than regular bait. Then there’s the low prices even for brightly colored fluffies, although he says he uses earthie types because they are cheaper.”
The guy then takes the light blue foal first, and shoves a hook through the bottom of its jaw and makes it come out through the foal’s left cheekbone. He then takes the yellow one and sticks the hook below the right ear, into the skull and leaves it there. Finally he takes the purple foal and inserts the point of the hook behind the right ear and makes it come out through the foal’s right eye. Its all incredibly painful and all 3 foals are screaming during and after the procedure.
“Despite the damage to the heads of the foals the fisherman assures us they wont die before he’s done fishing and that this is the correct way to do it. Apparently using the ears or the legs risks the foal eventually ripping off any of said extremities with the hook on it thus escaping, dying in the process for sure but meaning the fisherman just lost his bait. It is also unwise to place the lure in the abdominal area of the foal since the stress could rip off the skin and spill the foal’s innards turning it into a free diner for the fish. The skull although weak is durable enough to prevent the foals from escaping and the constant pain to the head and face of the foal ensures that they’ll continue moving even below water and thus attract the big fishes below”
Art by @Carpdime
You can see the trotline with the foals thrashing in the water, suddenly a big catfish bites the yellow foal and the head of the light blue one thus getting two hooks into its mouth. The fisherman reels it in while another guy grabs his phone and takes a pic. The purple foal is still moving and screaming and you can see the tiny legs of the light blue one weakly kicking from outside the catfish’s mouth
New scene at the entrance of another pier, here there’s a small hut with a sign that reads ‘Live Fluffy Bait’. Inside there is a wall full of cages, a few with three or four adult fluffies inside and others with single mares with their foals. We see the owner taking all 5 foals from one mare then placing them in a bucket then handing it back to the customer. The mare is distressed and crying for its ‘babbehs’, then the owner roughly places a stallion in the cage so it will mount the mare and breed it again.
“Because of these results the practice of using fluffies as bait in fishing is becoming more and more common. This small shop offers everything from foals to adult fluffies for use as bait. The owner tells us he breeds the fluffies right there but that he might have to move his operation to a bigger location due to rising demand. Adult fluffies are particularly useful for swordfish and shark fishing, their pungent ‘scent’ combined with the blood from cuts made to the fluffy before throwing it into the sea attracting these predators far more than the traditional chunks of fish meat used before.”