“Merry Sixxmas, beloved daughter.”
“Oh my God it’s an Alicorn AND it’s drowning in it’s own shit! It’s perfect!! I love you guys!”
“We.. we could not afford to have it drowning in it’s own shit. How?”
“It’s an Andy Sixxmas Miracle!”
The fluffy is placed, still in it’s poopbox, on the mantle to desperately struggle for the family’s amusement as another fluffy, this one a Yule Log, screams delightfully.
Then Andy Sixx himself, in a santa hat, takes a BIG SHIT down the chimney on the screaming yule fluffy. “POO HOO HOO, BITCH!” he thundered before blasting off with a tremendous fart. Truly it was the Best Sixxmass ever.
This is like 4 years overdue, hope it was worth the wait.
