Micro invasion: sweeping up the filth (carniviousduck)

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Hihi, just love how this situation could be an imagination of fear, for fluffies AND hugboxers! Or just a slice of life of an neutralboxer or abuser.

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Feels like Vacuuming a pile of moving marshmallow with chocolate filling…

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I’d recommend using the hose, less likely to gunk up the mechanism and the added hilarity of seeing the micros get sucked up makes it clearly the better option

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Hmm micro shit smear, you better don’t let it dry ore you will have carpet stains

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New to Market: Powdered Death! Kills micros and cleans there shit and piss from the carpet!

Apply to the affected area using a duster one would use to apply DE, diatemecious earth, and in a quick 20 minutes, a small herd of micros are slowly suffocating. During the time, it binds with the shit and piss molecules allowing you to easily vacuum up the mess. An hour after Powdered Death is applied, the micros will explode within the vacuum cleaner, but PD binds to the blood and gore, removing the chance of trash bandits trying to claw open the vacuum cleaner bag when you toss it in the trash.

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Would love to see the aftermath of them being trapped in the bag, and thrown in the garbage, or something.

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Sounds like a good excuse to tear up all that shitty carpeting and get some nice linoleum or wood paneling

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That could be arranged…

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God damn they get everywhere.

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This looks like they aren’t able to run normally and can only lift one leg at a time.

Good luck ya little shits.

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The filth must be gone.
Here is hoping they get crushed and mangled as well, or maybe the vacuum cleaner has a build in mangler.

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Beautiful - the sense of scale and terror is palpable! And the terror will just keep going as they bounce through the tube into a dark, dust-filled sack, huddling together in the deafening noise with a constant storm of filthy air in their eyes! :rofl:

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