Micro management (awfulfawn)

Taking the worst parts of humanity (laziness, lack of self control, selfishness) and turning it into a creature you can torture is the greatest part of this whole phenomenon.

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he looks like he would slightly wobble when impacted and unenthusiastically bounce when dropped like a non-newtonian fluid. I hope this is the case.

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Cute and chonky! But that humpin attitude needs discipline.

Should clip his lil dick with those small wire starter clip XD

Better just plug him with the wire, hurts more.

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I would literally love to have one of these lil guys. I love hamsters

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I wonder how he likes pointy lego peices

Look at this little turd, with chapstick all over his dick

So grabbable, throwable

I cannot emphasize how much I love how absolutely microscopic you make fluffy hooves, it’s a wonder they can keep themselves up at all XD

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Dear god i just want to mash that little bastard

The first artist to draw me into the community was Shadysmarty, who drew these incredible fat bean bodies on the teensiest little toothpick leggies. I feel like tiny hooves make them more pathetic!

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Leave out a chapstick with menthol to give the little shitrat a lesson he won’t soon forget about not getting into ‘assidents’ with mummah’s things.

Or just shove a needle into his junk, whichever.

Awesome work, awfulfawn! I love fluffy content that checks both the cuteness of hugbox and the cuteness aggression of abuse. It’s sometimes funny when you want to love and cuddle them, but the next moment you want to hurt them. (Besides, he deserves it for enfing the chap stik)

It’s so cute I wanna feel its bones crush in my jaws

Gotta get some strong mint chap stick. That probably wouldn’t guud-feews for long.
Honestly, even for his own safety, because dumbass might hump a glue stick if he doesn’t learn better.

And this is why we use them to test pepper spray

I agree with this!!!

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Fluffies ARE a lot like hamsters in their propensity to die very easily.

Ok at first glance I thought that was a glue stick …that gives a few ideas

Fawn drew Enfs it’s all over

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Somebody needs a good neutering.