I imagine micros have hamsterlike qualities, like super fat cheeks. I hate him so much.
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Hope you managed to spear his dick so he won’t do it again!
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His cheeks are so massive, god I wanna squeeze his dumb lil face
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He didn’t mean to, it was an assident
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I want to smash that thing too.
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omg! hes so cute! i love your fluffies, i always wanna squish them <3 him fucking the chapstick is hilarious and needles/pins is my favourite punishment for micros (or foals)
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TICKLE HIS TUMMY!
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I wanna throw him to the wall at mach 3 speed.
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she can get those carmex ones that fuckin burn the chapped parts of your mouth
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In my head, that chapstick is made out of foal fat or something so it smells like fluffy foals, so the micro is actually a nonce.
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Im writing a story about micros!!!
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glorious media. disgusting bloated burden creature
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He’s got Rikki-Tikki eyes!!
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That is hysterically awful, I love/hate it. I’m just glad they can’t bite like hamsters, those little assholes hurt. Kinda want to see a fight between a hamster and a micro now.
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Look at that ridiculous blob of lard! How much corn can he fit in those pouches? How does he even walk?? Brilliant.
Him using the chirpstick as a Fleshlight is so creative lol. I guess he has one more active brain cell than a hamster. Somehow.
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barely
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Adorably gross
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Why is it you scientifically calculated the perfect cross section between your fluffies where I cannot decide if I need to murder them or love them
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Your fluffies manage to hit the mark for being so cute but so puntable. Love them~
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This is exactly why I think an AF fluffy should be our next mascot
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