Micro's real problem (InfraredTurbine)

[Skelley]

I found the story i mentioned, just scrolling through the lawn invasion tag (one of my favorite subjects, honestly.)

The Foal Hotel, by Gardel

“EEEEEEEEEEEEE! BABBEH NU SEE!” “Fuck, this isn’t working” Burt was just sitting on his porch with a 5mw blue laser and the plastic laser goggles that came with that when he bought years ago. “Why it won’t catch fire like in the video?” He’s been trying every home remedy on the internet to fix his fluffy problem, and because he’s not swimming in cash either, with student debts up his neck for a shitty degree, he can’t afford a professional exterminator. He had already tried rat traps but al…