Micro's real problem (InfraredTurbine)

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I can imagine a little kid…

“Are they soot sprites?”

“No honey, sorry. Now, go get the pest spray for me, please.”

“Nuuuuuuu!”

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A real dark version of the Borrowers or An American Tail

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Fortunately, there are cats.

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Of course! I just want to play with the idea. I will definitely keep that in mind though.

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I feel like it might have been part of the uh, “Jellyverse” by Hornlarry, but I can’t find that anywhere, so I’ve got no way to check.

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I found the story i mentioned, just scrolling through the lawn invasion tag (one of my favorite subjects, honestly.)

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I actually had a story about microfluffy infestation in houses, could repost it if you want

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sure

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Ooooh! Please!

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ENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFENFGOODFEEWS!!!

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Betrayal idea: get the herd in a box telling them you’ll bring them to a nice warm place with food.

The twist is, the place is the oven and the shitrats’ the food!

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Hahaha don’t report them, get rid of them by yourself. Very easy and also a lot of fun.

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Nothing short of fumigation would be effective against micros, I could see them with their limited intelligence learning to avoid traps and such.

But if that fails well then…time to get the gas and matches. 5jxuuj

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^ there’s always a solution for them xD

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Or just leave them in a box to starve. That way you can contemplate their pleas for forgiveness longer

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Unlike regular fluffy’s micros seem to know you can eat cardboard boxes one up on regular fluffy’s I suppose. :shrug:

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put one box into another to prank them

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Better make it a plastic one.

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no no imagine. multiple generations of micros dying from eating cardboard only to find another box on the other side

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Needs to be very thick cardboard for that plus food and water is needed long-term live.

Otherwise the fluffys will die from starvation in half a day or day.

Starvation is a major problem with micro fluffy’s but not Petra brand one.

Plus you need to take the inner boxes for hygiene purposes.

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