Milkshake and Harmless Pestering (by TooTiredJack)

Because I thrive on other people’s rage, I ended up making a sensitive baby for the sole purpose of bothering him in ways that won’t actually cause him any permanent damage but could be amusing in the short-term.

He ended up with the vet tech intern who helped examine Little Fatty, because the breeder was tired of the mare favoring him. She took him mostly as a social experiment to write an article on, but he kinda grew on her. Her dad is also a breeder so she has plenty of mares to help babysit him while she’s at work.

(someone in chat once mentioned picking up chirpies with tongs just to piss them off. I couldn’t not do it)

From before I decided to make him an earthy instead of a unicorn. And inspired by Federalchemical’s “Boxer and Miss Bossy”

Sensitive babies don’t like being approached from behind, as she quickly learns. And before their eyes open, it’s best to not approach them quietly because sudden touch freaks them out. Chirpies probably aren’t fond of it either but they at least outgrow it.

Milkshake’s weird palette, and the reason for his name (note the little cherry red tip on his tail).

My 'tism dictated that I make a flow chart of how all of my characters are connected

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Wonderful, i wanna smush it!!!

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:musical_notes: Damn right, it’s better than yours :musical_notes:

Now I’ll have it stuck in my head in repeat for the whole day, thanks

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Good job, I hate him

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This website needs a trolling face icon because infuriating people delights me

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Does it really? I don’t think I’ll ever understand that

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Only on a harmless fun level like this, I assure you. I don’t find pleasure in actually causing people any real distress.

So I guess it’s more accurate to say that I just enjoy being a pain in the ass.

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I kind of wanna show milkshake and spinning wheel. You know those types of wheels where people say they get hypnotized by.

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Me too

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It’s a good niche!

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That was not the type of of spinning wheel I initially pictured. That said, it would be hilarious to watch fluffies try to walk with their legs replaced with spindles.

Charkha spindles.

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