maybe if he had some friends they would tell him to stay away from the meanie human’s house with the REALLY FREAKING VALUABLE PETUNIAS
oh well you live (maybe) and you learn
also hands are the devil
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This is immediately what I heard in my head.
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I mean, the smarty would gain my respect with such a comeback, but I doubt he’d get the same reaction from the man currently choking him.
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Lol I would immediately stomp a smartass smarty so I don’t disagree.
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Now cut of his testicles and shove it up to his butt and tell him “Go enf yourself” while cutting of his two front hoofs.
I think I wouldn’t be able to do anything but admire such recklessness in the face of mortal danger.
'Course, the next time I might not be so lenient myself.
Smarty nu can bweathe
Is the abuser Derek Chauvin?
Kill it. Slowly.