Minnie was a typical filly, sweet and kind. However, there was one thing to note: MINNIE WAS SHELTERED AS FUCK. I’m talking so sheltered that she’d never even SEEN another fluffy before (except her litter pal, but she thought it was a robot).
Minnie’s mummah said it was because she was “valuable”, and her daddeh said it was to protect her from bad guys.
One day, Minnie’s owners brought her to a place called “Daycare” and explained that it was so she could interact with other fluffies.
“Minnie nu unnastand.” she said, visibly flabbergasted. Daddeh knelt down to her level. “Sweetie, you aren’t the only fluffy in the world, and this is so you can make friends with members of your brethren.” he explained.
Minnie was still confused, but she pretended that she understood. Minnie entered the daycare, and was shocked. There were other fluffies, playing and having a good time!
This baffled Minnie, for she had never seen another fluffy before. Hell, whenever she had a checkup, it would always be a house call. “Nyu fwiend?” a voice called. Minnie turned around, and gasped.
A colt was smiling at her. “Am Bubbwe, wan pway?” he asked. Minnie had a hard time processing the concept of other fluffies existing, but she didn’t wanna be rude. “Am Minnie. Wan pway!” she beamed.
For a while, Minnie and Bubble played huggie-tag. And then, it was lunch time, and the fluffies had “gourmet” kibble (actually kibble with coconut oil and shredded cheese mixed in). Minnie used this opportunity to look at the fluffies she was with, and came to a conclusion: They were all robots.
After lunch was naptime, and Minnie thought about the day so far. “Minnie nebah seen odda fwuffies befowe, awways thought dat am onwy fwuffy in da wowwd. Dey must aww be wobots.” she thought to herself as she fell asleep.
Post naptime, Minnie played with Bubble and another fluffy named Nymeria. “Fwiends, wook! Minnie find baww!” she cheered, nudging it towards her new friends. For a while, the trio played until it was time for their owners to pick them up.
“How was your day, Minnie?” Mummah asked. “Minnie hab wondewfuw day, mummah! Pwayed huggie-tag, found pwetty baww, an’ had gouwmet kibbwe!” Minnie answered, leaving out the fact that she believed that the other fluffies are robots that her owners used to trick her.
“That’s great, sweetie! Since you did good, I’m thinking that we can treat you with some sketties. How does that sound?” Daddeh stated. Minnie gasped.
“MINNIE WUB SKETTIES!” she cheered. And with that, Minnie and her owners went home, and ate spaghetti with garlic bread.
Fin